Massive complaint to The Elders of the Internet

[Fishboneschokus]

Why no access all day until a few minutes ago ?
Is it because I am rural?
Is this normal?

You need to lower your standards, out here in the countryside just having broadband is the aim having it working is just a pipe dream.

Nothing wrong with being aspirational. The cats obviously didn't like the idea though....

If it's not the cat, perhaps you have a Mr Renham holding secret board meetings in your loft? I mean, he exudes such awesomely attractive charisma, he could be completely interrupting your internet flow. It could be doing squiggly lines and beaming off everywhere else, instead of into your iPad.

The cats probably get super fast youtube vids streaming instead......

out here in the countryside just having broadband is the aim having it working is just a pipe dream

We're five miles from a shop. No buses. No footpaths. No gas. No street lighting. No mains drainage. So I reckon we classify as countryside.

We do have super fibre broadband though. Well, that's what we pay for.

It doesn't really work to be fair.