To take his new toothbrush to work with a little ribbon round it

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DP's old toothbrush was losing its bristles so he asked if I could get a new one.

He then text me today 'remember my toothbrush'

He does work long hours, but he passes several shops on his way. I have now got a pack of toothbrushes from LIDL.

I got another text 'did you get me a toothbrush yet?'

I am tempted to walk to his work (less than a mile away) and present one of the brushes, tied with a little ribbon, to security and say it is an 'urgent delivery' for DP's name, and insist he is called down to collect it.

AIBU? And how much will I regret this.

This is the sort of thing I'd do, but only because it wouldn't get him any grief at work.

He really wants that toothbrush doesn't he?

Aw, maybe he's really excited about his new toothbrush!

Oh please do!!

do it.

but scrub the loo with it first

Please do it!

Yes love. Just testing it on the loo!

Do it!!!

Bloody hell! He just asked you to get him a fecking toothbrush

Why don't you have stocks of new toothbrushes at home?

Do it!

Not sure I would take it to work. Possibly you could get some gypsophila and a vase and make a beautiful ^^www.google.ca/search?q=toothbrush+bouquet&espv=2&biw=1920&bih=993&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0CCgQsARqFQoTCOWDg8XQxMgCFQKbiAodZXcOjg#imgrc=X3aFnvZgiTSkvM%3A arrangementçç for his homecoming. Make sure you get his slippers, put some lippy on and rub his feet for him.

Linky fail.

Not sure I would take it to work. Possibly you could get some gypsophila and a vase and make a beautiful arrangement for his homecoming. Make sure you get his slippers, put some lippy on and rub his feet for him.

Yes OP, how dare you start a light hearted thread on this. And why don't you have adequate toothbrush supplies at home, you slattern?

I love AIBU.

I don't have a stash of spares at home either. I must be a terrible wife and mother

You have to go and take it OP..............

Yes, you have to do it. (what a big baby he is)

Bloody hell! He just asked you to get him a fecking toothbrush hmm

Why not? I ask my DH to pick me stuff up that I could quite easy buy on my way to wherever but keep forgetting?
What's wrong with helping each other out without the look?

Ooh, he's nagging isn't he?

Can't you be trusted to do something once you've been asked, OP?

March into his workplace holding one of these and a trail of cheerleaders behind you.

Travelling I have a message here from your husband.
Please can you buy him a toothbrush.
Ta

I'd buy him one of those electric toothbrushes in the shape of a mermaid designed for small children, put it in a lovely gift box, and present it to him with a fanfare queued up ready on my phone.

Please do this

Nothing wrong with it at all, whathaveilost. That's why I didn't get all the pa shit of personally delivering it (gift wrapped) to his workplace having cleaned the toilet with it first...
It's a fucking toothbrush.

Do people have stocks of spare toothbrushes at home then?? Am I letting the side down by buying them when needed and not having basket full for guests on the side?

My mother has about ten spares at any given time.

Your DH should leave you OP and hook up with my dear old mum.