Bangers and mash....

[OhBigHairyBollocks]

....with Ratatouille.

What the fucking fuck? Yes it's my fault that I obviously didn't read the menu properly.. I sort of glanced at it didn't really register. Who the hell serves bangers and mash with anything but gravy or beans?
The ssausages were raw and the Ratatouille was ALL over it all so I couldn't even just scrape it off. It smelt and tasted rank. And I like Ratatouille!

It's ruined my day and I've cried. Alot.

Disclaimer; I am pregnant and incandescent with rage at my shit lunch and very hormonal. I'm sure I will look back and laugh at my snotty, crying, heaving self in a few months.

Major dripfeed- it was apple Ratatouille.

Eww that's not great.

I had cheese, onion and potato pie at the pub last week. It came in pastry. With chips.

And like you, it was on the menu. I just assumed.

Beans would be wrong.

Must have gravy.

Possible some un-sauced green veg that goes well with gravy.

I thought maybe it might go on the side or something so I would at least have the choice of wether to eat it... Not smushed all over the fucking top. And they charged me £12.50 for the facking privilege

What's wrong with pie and chips?

I'd quite like this I think. Sorry op.

And when they came over to you, as you were mournfully chewing a forkful and said 'is everything ok for you?'....did you do that British thing and say 'mmmm, lovely'

bangers, mash, fried onions and gravy. What a team!

All served up with lashings of English mustard.

(I am more than partial to liver, onions and mash as well)

Worst drip feed ever

I was coming on to say I liked ratatouille with tasty sausages but apple ratatouille is an abomination

What did the police say?

Yanbu. That sounds awful.

When I was pregnant I ordered a cheese and pickle sandwich. The bastards toasted if because I should eat raw cheese... It was rank.

The dirty filthy bastards.

Beans would be just as bad as ratatouille imo, but maybe not as bad as Apple ratatouille.(what exactly is that!!)

Where was this please?

Is apple ratatouille really stewed apple, possibly with a few sultanas?

Though stand alone sausage and beans would be acceptable, or even sausage beans and chips, sausage and mash should not have beans, but should have onion gravy.

Your meal was so very WRONG, no wonder you are upset

I never even heard of Apple ratatoulle, sounds disgusting. If the sausages were raw you should've sent the whole meal back.
No wonder you're upset, I'm upset for you. Is there anyone with you who can go and buy some sausages and make some mash??

i used to have sausage mash beans AND gravy its surprisingly nice but no one believes me

Oh, I suppose pork sausages and apple sauce isn't unheard of...

Your reaction is completely understandable.
I'm 21 weeks pregnant and couldn't eat a tuna baked potato at lunch time as there was too much tuna in it! .

Well I turned my bangers and mash into toad in the hole yesterday as it didn't seem filling enough (had cauliflower, carrots and peas and gravy too) get ratatouille away from it...

Who did this too you - let me at them (I'm 41 weeks) food is my everything at the moment

No, as far as I could tell it was normal ratatouille with big chunks of apple in.

Norks they didn't even come over to ask! I think I actuallymay have said something given the chance. I probably would have cried and they might've sent security in to deal with the crazy pregnant woman.

I think I could have accepted it if it was actually Apple sauce. That I could handle. It would still be wrong but I could handle it.

Bit carby Confused

Wtaf, who would think that was a good combination?!

I thought u were on about 'Bangers and Mash' by "cunt and the gang"
I've gotta got stop watching YouTube videos
It taints all that is innocent