to be outraged at the size of M&S' fondant fancies?

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FFS, they are Lilliputian.

1.5 inches wide. I ask you.

Then surely a whole pack is one portion if they are weenie?

I only like the pink ones though.

I'll swap you pink for the chocolate ones

Oh I thought they were supposed to be miniature ones so you can eat them all several at one sitting!

YANBU. I ate 3 in one sitting yesterday. My Fat Pal account nearly exploded.

The pink ones are mine all mine

It's a deal Gwyneth!

I am sure they used to be bigger- comfortably 4 bites. I could swallow these whole.

How many Mr Kiplings do they equate to? I will take the chocolate ones off your plate but not the yellow.

I would say they are a half (possibly a third) of the size of a Mr Kipling.

Shocking.

Weren't they called French Fancies once upon a time? When and why did it stop?

Do the different colours taste different?

Oh yes, lemony yellow ones, chocolatey er chocolate cookies ones and sweet vanilla pink ones.

oohhhhh fondant fancies

YANBU

Yes the different colours taste different. Next you'll be saying you just take a random handful of skittles

I think Mr Kipling calls them French fancies.

At the other end of the shopping scale i was in Iceland yesterday. They had Mr Kipling Fiendish Fancies and they were green and black.

No way! Green and black Nooooo.

Are they nicer than Mr Kiplings though? I find Mr Kiplings horribly over sweet.

Oh I lie, they were witches hat fancies

groceries.iceland.co.uk/mr-kipling-exceedingly-creepy-8-witches-hat-fancies/p/59980

Orange flavour Sparkling, boak!

And these unnecessary things

groceries.iceland.co.uk/mr-kipling-exceedingly-creepy-6-chocolate-and-slime-slices/p/59981

Umm I fancy one.

Green sponge, black icing yet orange flavour. Interesting.

This one from Morrisons might be a better size

groceries.morrisons.com/webshop/product/Mr-Kipling-Fabulous-Fancy-Cake/296127011?from=shop&tags=%7C102210%7C156705&parentContainer=%7C102210%7C156705_SHELFVIEW

That one from jacks will be just the ticket with a cuppa.

Or this travail

DH bought me one of them for my birthday and it was minging!

don't know how he puts up with me