That the 'popular' and 'unpopular' posters often feud - in the nude - how rude

[ghostyslovesheep]

awful behaviour

Nobody gets booed,
they might get shampooed.

I went to
Think of a poem
But found
This instead

[Absolutely not placemarking using random generator]

Some users lack clarity and see only disparity between posters alacrity and resultant hilarity, when the should seek parity and pursue joy as a finality.

Trying to be jocular talkin bout the popular.

I will not post just to be rude,
I will not post when in the nude.
I will not try; there's just no doubt
Things will go wrong if I pull it out.

On the keyboard, on the mouse
In the front room of my house.
When I'm surfing, when I'm Skyping,
My winkie's just no use typing.

With a touch screen I might be able,
If it's perched upon the table.
No use zooming but good for swiping,
trouble is the constant wiping.

If things calm down and end up placid,
How could I continue flaccid?
Should I take some small blue pills?
Or dream of Olivia and kinky thrills?

So I will not post just to be rude,
And will not post when in the nude.
I'll tuck it away, zip it, hide it.
It just won't work; I know, I've tried it.

I hoped you'd find this thread Tiggy, you did not disappoint

Eewww Tiggy I don't need that mental image

Sorry I broke this thread. I'll go think about what I've done. sad

I'm,sure Tiggys winkie presents a lovely image Sapient.

Tiggy's poem - now that was lewd!
At least, that's how it should be viewed.
The tone has dropped - now that's a pity!
There's no forgetting Tiggy's ditty. (unfortunately )

TiggyD Author.

Sadly, we will all remember
That detailed glimpse of Tiggy's member
'Twas not a vision we'll forget
The worst so far upon Mumsnet.

I found my self reading this thread in a faux posh English accent (roode, leewwd, new-oode etc etc).
'Cept for Tiggy's bit. Seuss and posh don't mix.

You think you're posh,
But it's all just tosh.