That the 'popular' and 'unpopular' posters often feud - in the nude - how rude

[ghostyslovesheep]

awful behaviour

I was woo'd by that feud, and was glued when i viewed, but sadly i'm screwed, as deep down i'm a prude.

Reminds me of this charming romantic song

m.youtube.com/watch?v=pY8jaGs7xJ0

I don't want to collude
It's the wrong attitude

Unpopulars are lewd.
Populars are dudes.
Or the other way round,
Depending on your 'tude.

This is not how I usually like to be wooed.

We need EatShitDerek, she calls everyone dude.

Don't make me do thinking
When I should be drinking.
It's just not the time
For posting in rhyme.

Gertrude?

I try not to brood, but the brood brought the 'tude.

Dude.

Then I found a lion and a tiger and a bear... Totes zoo'd.

Us unknowns are a hoot

This is all royalty and quiches - how very dare you?

Ood

And cooed.

You've interrupted Mr Strood's étude.

How rude.

I'm out of oods, but popular only rhymes with blockbuster and unpopular with spectacular, so no good raps to be had

I don't think we're really going anywhere with this, reni.

My idea slewed

I'm getting my snood

I'm feeling subdued
All you do is exclude
us Unknowns, it feels like we intrude
Your perception is skewed
Dude

Brilliant thread. Not great at poetry but I guess God loves a trier,
I'm not rude or a prude, in actually fact I'm a really cool dude, who is very much in the mood for a fued in the nude. I'm going to check out the scary thread now as I love nothing better than being wooed.
That was probably such a shit poem. I'll probably get booed