I need to discuss and ask advice about something far too TMI to discuss with anyone in RL

[Weathergames]

For a few weeks I have wondered if I have BV (again) as it does not smell good when we have sex. I haven't made time to go to the GP, OH works away.

Have been accusing OH of eating bad food which is making his sperm smell bad

Today we were DTD and I kept getting wafts of this awful awful smell. He said he felt something weird - I felt something weird and ran to the loo and was worried I was pulling out some type of weird prolapse (not medically trained!).

To my horror it was a forgotten about tampon which as I have a Mirena and no periods I cannot remember for the life of me inserting - we are talking months

I have Googled and think I am lucky not to have dropped dead from TSS (been feeling dizzy for 3 months!).

Apart from feeling totally mortified should I go to the GP and share this mortifying info or as I haven't dropped dead am I probably ok?

Has this happened to others?

I have also put a tampon up without pulling the string tweezers and my big sister were involved in the recovery

Not gonna lie, this thread put the wind right up me. Just had a post shower vag rummage.

Pleased to report no foreign objects up my foof.

weathergames I've done it twice. The first time it just kind of slid out; the second time it didn't and I had to have it removed by a nurse. It was really hot and dd was a baby in arms. I carried her to the surgery with the muscles straining and squeezing out even more stuff down my legs as I walked.

My mother, during her first tampon experience, didn't realise that the cardboard tube had to come out and wondered why she was walking round like John Wayne....

Vaginal for ices sunshine? What, like a kind of foofapop type thing?

I have never forgotten before and I certainly won't after this thread.
shudders