To wonder what's with all the glittery shite in Facebook selling groups?

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Just spotted these beauties today, a fiver each. For that I'd rather buy the bottle of wine, thanks! Do people actually fork out for this crap?

Other suggestions of products that would benefit from a bit of sparkle include:

A tub of Stork
Maternity pads
Vaseline
Bourbon biscuits

Glittery Tampax tubes?

That would take vajazzling to a whole new level!

Vajazzpax!

Funk up your foof

The IDEAL Xmas gift!!

Fancy fannys!

I thought Sleepybunny said "Fuck up your foof". Which will happen if you have an allergic reaction to the glitter I guess...

Have you seen the other Facebook thread? It's hilarious!

I thought it was "fuck up your foof" too.
Nowt like a bit of glittery discharge I suppose.

Not glittery but she wants nearly £12 per mini photo.

It autocorrected to 'gunk up your foof' when I first typed

Lovely!

Vajazzpax would need a glitter ball dangling from the string for full effect.

To the drawing board ladies!

Im almost certain there was a thread a while ago where the OP had actually eaten a tube of glitter to see if their shit would come out glittery.

I can't be the only one that remembers it, I wouldn't just imagine that would I?

Somebody added me to her friends glittery shit group an actual group of glittery treasure

I assume that there's a huge market in this tat to "gift" to relations you can't stand at Christmas ?

Why else would it be produced?

Funk up your foof

That's hilarious

Xmas present for Grandad?

I don't even know what to say about these.....

what about a glittered up vacuum cleaner?

At least then when it starts shedding you have the hoover out...

A glittery disposable lighter and ashtray (is that rhinestones round the rim?)for 'Grandad' ? Just what every man wants. Guys just can't resist the sparkly stuff

Are we placing bets on how many glitter 'businesses' will go out of business when working tax credits tighten their rules in April?

If your life is lacking glitter, then look no further than glitter pills.

i'll see your glittery wine and raise you "the incredible hulk"

So, these people selling full bottles of alcohol, do they have a licence?

Just what every buckfast swilling football hooligan wants...

People sell so much tat. I usually see manky old pair of pairs of shoes for £1.50.....I want to shout at the screen "BIN THEM!!'.

I saw a ripped old leather sofa once being sold for £100. Even the people on the fb group were asking if the seller was taking the piss.

All over that Buckfast one!