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To start a thread where we can warn each other about books with crap endings?

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SinisterBumFacedCat · 18/09/2015 12:59

Her by Harriet Lane

I feel like I've wasted time reading this book because it had a truly shit ending.

Also The Deep End by Emily Barr

Please share yours....

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Twinkle186 · 18/09/2015 19:42

Contraryish I totally agree about the fault in our stars! It's a great book and the actual end of the story is good but I really just wanted it to cut off part way through a sentence! Whenever I've said that to anyone before they look at me like Hmm.

Mercedes519 · 18/09/2015 19:52

The Children's Book was another one where they had great characters and it all developed slowly and fully and then galloped through about 20 years in a couple of pages and pretty much they all lived happily ever after.

But shit really. But any book that can include the First World War but cover it and its impact in about two paragraphs was never going to end well...

AmazeMe · 18/09/2015 19:59

I'm just finishing my first novel, and this is very interesting, I read and write literary fiction, and don't know most of the novels mentioned, so I can I ask exactly what was so crap and unsatisfying about the endings people are complaining about? What would have satisfied you as a reader?

Are you being unimpressed by apparently arbitrary, cut-off endings, shock endings you haven't been prepared for, sad/grim endings for favourite characters, or what?

Atonement SPOILERS!!!

I think the ending of Atonement is brilliant, for example, and while of course it's gutting to realise Cecilia and Robbie aren't reunited, it makes total sense that the character whose story ruined their lives writes a compensating happy ending for them, no? I find that ending completely satisfying, although it's not a novel I like a lot.

Welshwabbit · 18/09/2015 20:13

I really liked the ending of A God in Ruins. It was a little bit like the ending of The French Lieutenant's Woman, but took the idea in a slightly different direction. I remember thinking the ending of Captain Corelli's Mandolin was crap and I'm never reading another Zadie Smith book because the endings are ALWAYS rubbish. I hate books with terrible endings; I feel so let down. I don't mind inconclusive endings, though. Sometimes it's nice to have the freedom to make up your own mind.

KittyLovesPaintingOhYes · 18/09/2015 20:36

I was going to say Miss Smilla's Feeling for Snow earlier but had to serve up tea Smile I love the book but the deliberately inconclusive ending is a total wind up.

Primadonnagirl · 18/09/2015 20:39

Not the ending as such but the " twist" .. We are completely beside ourselves .... Totally spoilt the book for me

TheCountessofFitzdotterel · 18/09/2015 20:47

Lilacspunkmonkey (great name btw!) yeah but it still needs to work as a self-contained book. A trilogy doesn't mean you can cut the narrative off a third of the way through the total without bringing that book to any kind of conclusion. Eg The Hunger Games is a trilogy but book 1 still finishes at a narratively satisfying point.

TheMissingSheep · 18/09/2015 20:50

TheMissingSheep, which endings have you liked that were criticised here

Spoiler alert before I answer - although I guess the point of this thread is that people won't be reading the books!

Firstly, My Sister's Keeper - when you read the prologue, you automatically assume it's Anna speaking and therefore you "know" from the start that Kate dies. Then in the final few pages you realise you had it wrong all along.

Second, The Husband's Secret - I loved the fact that the reader knew key things that the characters never found out, and how ironic that made it all.

LilacSpunkMonkey · 18/09/2015 21:12

Ah, Countess, I get you now.

I wasn't being mean. Sorry if it came across that I was, it just really tickled me. Hunger Games is a great example.

I'd also like to add Robert Jordan (and later Brandon Sanderson's) Wheel of Time series. 14 books over however many years. People really invested and even sticking with it after the original author died and the new bloke expanded one final book into 3 books. All the character development, amazing storytelling, everything. The final book which was basically one huge battle between good and evil. And what is the ending for the main hero? SPOILER. He walks away into the distance to live a normal life, leaving behind the three women he loves. Damp squib of the bloody century. I was so disappointed. If Game of Thrones finishes in a crap manner I'll do for George R R Martin!

Fatmomma99 · 18/09/2015 21:33

SPOILER ALERT

to reply to AmazeMe's point
I read and write literary fiction, and don't know most of the novels mentioned, so I can I ask exactly what was so crap and unsatisfying about the endings people are complaining about? What would have satisfied you as a reader?
Sorry if your book does any of these, but:

For me, what can ruin a book is when suddenly at the end what happens is incredibly visual is often disappointing, because it feels like the author is hoping that the book will get made into a film (and things get v dramatic, like jumping off a building or something; or the bad guy gets killed, but then wakes up a comes after the good people again and has to be killed all over again).

In Gone Girl, it's all about whether a missing wife was murdered, whether she ran away to escape cruelty, or whether she's working on a secret agenda to her own ends. It's all very much in doubt, until suddenly with about 1/3rd to go she's revealed as being COMPLETELY evil. So, so soooooo evil - it's ridiculous.

Another 'no no' is when the wrong person dies:
My Sister's Keeper is about a sibling who is born via IVF so that her umbilical chord can be used in an operation for her older sister who has cancer. The operation doesn't help, so she's "mined" throughout her life (this kind-of all happens before the story starts, although it's revealed throughout the book). The book starts with the IVF sister going to court to refuse to have another operation to benefit her cancerous sister. The book is the court case, there's a lawyer. The dramatic 'end scene' involves the lawyer having some kind of seizure (can't remember why that's relevant, but it annoyed me intensely at the time), the IVF sister (who is the most likable person and has the reader's sympathy) runs out of the building and (I think) gets knocked over and killed. Her organs are used and the cancer sister gets better. The end.

One Day is about 2 people, a man and a woman. The female character to me is better written and more interesting. The author kills her off with around a third to go, the book is less interesting without her!

When people do crazy, out of character things it's unsatisfying. By this I DON'T mean character's making bad choices. For example, in The Girl on the Train (which someone mentioned up-thread, but I REALLY enjoyed), she is someone who's life is on a downward spiral. She's alcoholic, fat, unemployed and pretending not to be, she's renting a room in a house with someone who's REALLY pissed off with her, and she's running out of options.
There's a scene in the book (not part of the end) she gets home late and drunk and in a mess. Her flatmate is out. She's bleeding and gets blood everywhere, she soils (can't remember which end, and it might happen more than once in the book) and as a reader you're thinking "clean it up, clean it up, CLEAN IT UP". She doesn't and further pisses off her flatmate. She thinks about making late night phone calls/texts and decides not to, reaching to open a second bottle of wine... etc.
This character making bad choices is part of who she is at this point and where she is in her life. So it's the opposite of this I'm talking about.

Sorry for all the spoilers.

Can't remember who posted it (think it was previous page) but I heard The Knife of Never Letting Go as an audio book - fucking thing went on forever. And yet, so dull! NO WAY would I read the next two. I did cry when Manchie (sp???) got killed though.

YouTheCat · 18/09/2015 22:15

Not the ending as such, as I never got to the end, but the 3rd Bridget Jones book was utter shit. I know the first two weren't exactly brilliantly written but the storyline in the third was shite. The character hadn't grown at all, despite much time having passed. I was so disappointed, after waiting ages for this book.

Bridget Jones was just the same as she'd been in the first books - vacuous and a bit self-obsessed. The last book just had added nits.

annandale · 18/09/2015 22:21

Enduring Love. One of Ian McEwan's better efforts but all the better is in the beginning, leaving the rest to be deeply meh.

AmazeMe · 18/09/2015 22:30

Thanks, FatMomma. That's really interesting. Those novels all sound quite mad. Some of it sounds like fiction with a strong/gimmicky premise (sibling conceived to cure older child of cancer! Is vanished wife secretly a monster?) which hasn't been thought through structurally. And there are certainly some novel writing guides which essentially approach them as screenplays.

My novel is based very closely on specific historical people, so, it's 'out of character' or 'unrealistic', all I can say is that it actually happened - I've trawled through the archives!

No issue with spoilers for me, as I will happily die without reading Jodi Picoult...

bringthenoise · 18/09/2015 22:41

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SouthWestmom · 18/09/2015 23:36

Cannot believe Adele Parkes and the state of us or whatever hasn't come up. So infuriating that I have posted about it a lot in a cathartic rage. ??'Don't tell anyone the ending, it's sooooo amazing, love the publishers' ??FUCK OFF

Rinoachicken · 18/09/2015 23:39

The Dome by Stephen King

I ist like King but the whole book was poorly written and with massive plot holes.

I persevered and read through the entire doorstop thinking surely it will all be worth it in the end - only for the ending to be the biggest pile of horse shite ever. I think I may actually have said out loud "oh FFS you have got to be kidding". Wanted to throw the book across the ro in disgust and have certainly never read it again and would never recommend it to anyone.

katemiddletonsothermum · 18/09/2015 23:59

Ditto Gone Girl and One Day.

Anything concerning Jack Reacher. Or pieces of paper from HMRC.

SilverBirchWithout · 19/09/2015 00:19

I personally admire Ian McEwan's endings, but do not necessarily like. They certainly can feel a bit nihilstic or unresolved, but they usually give an honesty to the earlier narrative.

Fatmomma99 · 19/09/2015 00:26

bringthenoise - yes, that's how the book ends. The court case happens, she wins. Lawyer has a seizure (that dog which he keeps saying is an assistance dog, and everyone keeps saying "but you aren't blind" is barking and barking while the judge tries to give his verdict and everyone tells it to shut up while lawyer collapses). Can't remember why she runs out, but she does (I think because parents are gutted at losing). Then dies randomly (I think is run over). Lawyer mysteriously better, gives consent (which he's just won) to do the opposite and use her organs to help sister. Sister better, the end!

What happens in the film? I knew it was different but never asked because I was so angry about the book.

AmazeMe - I read a LOT, all sorts of stuff. I suggest you don't limit yourself in your reading to one particular kind of writing. Whilst there might be things you want to achieve, there's a lot of gold out there, even if you have to kiss a lot of frogs! (did you notice the references there? Or are you too pure?) (spoiler - the Bible and the Brothers Grimm, because I have read those too!). Are you Hilary Mantel? (I have read her as well)
Jodi P is rubbish, though! But I've read a Wilbour Smith, and that is PROPERLY awful. Jodi P has at least got some topical stuff going on which makes you pause and think. Wilbour is just an old man writing with one hand on the pen and one hand down his trousers! It's very, very horrible. (lots of describing the size and shape of breasts of 12 year old girls).
If you want to PM me with your book, I'll read it if you want me to. I do read a lot.

BobbyGentry · 19/09/2015 00:33

Memoirs of a Geisha by Arthur Golden has a crp ending. First person, my rse.

Wearyheadedlady · 19/09/2015 00:43

SEBASTIAN FAULKS*

All his books, bloody brilliant, until the crap endings.

BringMeTea · 19/09/2015 00:50

NickEcave same here! I had loved Captain Corelli. The writing, the characterization, wonderful. The ending. Grrrrrrr.

SinisterBumFacedCat · 19/09/2015 00:57

amazeme good luck with the book! Grin

its the lack of conclusion I find annoying. I don't expect every story to be wrapped up like parcel, it's good to leave some plot lines left open, but not every plot, especially the main one! Like in Emily Barr The Deep End, there are about 6 or 7 ongoing plots that get no resolution at all to the extent that it feels like the editor decided to just cut the last few chapters to save on print costs. Also all her other books that I have read have very neat conclusions.
In Liz Jensen Uninvited most of the story is spent watching and wondering what is causing the phenomenon so you think I am bound to find out what is causing this. But, of course you don't, rendering the whole book pointless because the only thing I can actually recall about it is the shit ending.
"Her" finishes on an uncomfortable cliffhanger after a great deal of meandering. One of the main characters is a harassed new mother, I related to her and it feels ironic to think I have wasted precious hours reading a book without a conclusion! Wink also SPOILER ALERT a young child is in immediate danger and you don't get to find out if they survive or not - I personally cannot bare this!

I think sometimes authors fob off readers with lines like "you decide what happens next" (because I couldn't be arsed) or "you misunderstood the ending" (patronising git!)

But there are some great endings to books that I love. Sarah Dunant - Birth of Venus made me cry, as did the final chapter of The Blind Assasin by Margaret Atwood. Alexi Sayles short stories are have some brilliant final sentences, especially The Dog Catcher.

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Fatmomma99 · 19/09/2015 01:00

OOO SinisterBumFacedCat, I want to know you in RL and talk about books!!!!!

SinisterBumFacedCat · 19/09/2015 01:07

Cheers fatmomma!

My DP doesn't read books, so is completely flummoxed by how irritated/enthused I get by them. So it all comes out on here! Smile

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