To think that rude is MNs favourite word?

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Is this thread rude?

I thought you were new Colandular?

Sparkling

I had to toss a coin to see which child I left with total strangers at home cos I could only afford to take two .

I like their cold drinks but I get overexcited and get brain freeze.

What about sanpro? who ever said sanpro in real life?

And 'playdate' and 'mummy friends'

I can't remember what flavour it was now Whisk but it was luminous almost. I wasn't best pleased to get in the car today and see 1/4 of it left in the cupholder.

Something is strange on this thread...

I don't see where Dixie was out of line actually. Crusts said to Dixie 'I really don't like you* early on in the thread.

I don't mind sanpro because it saves saying tampons, sanitary towels, mooncups etc. Not that I ever say it in RL.

It took me aaaaaaaages to work out what sanpro even was! No one says that in real life. No one.

(that's a good one).

Play date
Date night
Baby Led Weaning
Tummy Time

They can all go.

What you saying, Whisk?

It's the patriarchy

We live in a patriarchal world

You're all just a product of the patriarchal construct

Except me, cos I'm fucking awesome (obvs).

Extended Rear Facing (ERF).

I found out this was a thing last week.

Which post Usual?

I don't know what I'm on about and I haven't been drinking so I have no excuse!

Never ever mention FF as in 'Forward Facing'. I had no idea and I have been on here for nearly 4 years.

FF is a no no for both feeding and driving.

Extended Rear Facing (ERF).

I found out this was a thing last week.

Is it a sexual position or a child's car seat?

I thought ERF was 'Exclusively RF'.

Car seat Worra.

I did that face too.

Child's car seat Worra. Face backwards til they are 11 or something. Still can't work out where the legs go.

They cross their legs, Sparkling, and no child gets uncomfortable like that, ever.

Or maybe they have their lower legs removed at the kneecap.

I forget which.

I would worry about shoes on the upholstery.