to want to turn my fucking cats into Davy Crockett hats! !

[ovaryhill]

Have been trying to locate an awful smell in the house all morning, blaming the dog for farting at one point
Went up to bathroom for a pee and there in the bath, right on top of the plughole is a massive cat shit! Like a cartoon size walnut whip
I feel sick

I'm just grateful that your cats are pooing in your house. I don't own any cats, but my f*ing neighbours cats poo on our lawn where our children play. Perhaps I should offer to turn their cats into Davy Crockett hats for them???

Just noticed you usually put the cats outside to poo. Hope they poo in your own garden? If not, please do turn them into Davy Crockett hats.

If my dog annoyed my cat the cat would go and wee in dogs water bowl!! Dog annoyed her frequently

Argh, mine hasn't peed anywhere as of yet, but despite having a spot on and flea collar, I am getting bitten.

The only soft furnishing I have in my house is my bed, so while I am trying to get rid of them, I am sleeping and discovering that they still aren't gone

I so didn't want this to turn into a cats pooing inside /outside thread but since you ask they they poo outside and I have no neighbours and it's all my own land

My cat shit in the bath on my wedding day. I married an idiot.

Wise cat, that one.