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to want to turn my fucking cats into Davy Crockett hats! !

56 replies

ovaryhill · 08/07/2015 12:16

Have been trying to locate an awful smell in the house all morning, blaming the dog for farting at one point
Went up to bathroom for a pee and there in the bath, right on top of the plughole is a massive cat shit! Like a cartoon size walnut whip
I feel sick

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BettyCatKitten · 08/07/2015 16:55

Work dirty poo protest Grin

MedusaIsHavingaBadHairday · 08/07/2015 16:58

Portia, my 15 yr old cat craps in the bath whenever she can't be bothered to walk the whole 15 feet dowstairs to her litter tray. It's annoying but there are much worse places..a quick clean and bleach sorts it.

However Obie likes to crap over the edge of his tray (and always when it's just been cleaned.. he actually hovers behind me in glee)

Oh and ONLY ever pukes on the rug. Never the cleanable wood floors.. nope just the rug.

The two of them would make a nice fur lined shrug...

QuintShhhhhh · 08/07/2015 17:04

Clever cat, going in the tub!

My friends cat when I was a child had a cat that used to have a massive diarrhea on their hallway floor! I got used to the stink when going to hers after school (her mum would be at work).

Frasras11 · 08/07/2015 19:02

This has made me laugh so much!

We don't have pets but we sometimes look after my mam's dog. The first time we had him, the little bugger curled out a massive turd on the carpeted landing. Gah!

So whilst DP was cleaning it up I went in search of DS to make sure he didn't get in the way and covered in poo only to find him in the back garden having done a massive shit in the flower bed in full view of the neighbours patio doors ????

Lateswim16 · 08/07/2015 19:06

My dss cat shits in the bath when he and dil go away and I am left to feed him. I thought of a star chart but he wasn't having any.

They say I spoil him as he had a new toy and dreamies but what can I say grand cats are meant to be spoiled. Grin

Op give up. Your cat is in charge.

CigarsofthePharoahs · 08/07/2015 21:49

Work - mine does that too, every single time the box was a wee and poo fest. If the vet didn't have gloves on I'd give them a heads up.
The last time I took her I got my mum to drive and put her on a cat lead. She didn't like the lead, but with room to move she didn't go incontinent. At the vets she hid under a chair until the appointment and cuddled me the whole way home, which was interesting as she's not one for being held.
The following day it was if it had never happened.

Fairygodfucker · 08/07/2015 21:56

work you reminded me of the first and last time I took the cats to my parents for Christmas. Cat 1 somehow managed to escape and shat all over the rear window shelf somehow mysteriously managing to shit through the shelf onto the Christmas presents underneath Angry
Cat 2, at some point during the hour long car trip decided that he couldn't possibly face the festivities at my folks and had apparently attempted to drown himself. In his own urine.

This was years ago and I can still smell the state we turned up at my Dparents house in.

code · 08/07/2015 22:01

He he poor dog getting the blame. As cat was desperate probably drawn to the smell of the drain.

canweseethebunnies · 08/07/2015 22:46

One of my cats pooed in the neighbour's kitchen sink once. I was mortified!

hopeful31yrs · 08/07/2015 23:30

Work - my cat does the same. Every bloody time in the car carrier. We have a code brown warning to each other to get the bath filled and the special towels the other end.

BabyFeets · 09/07/2015 00:32

Was your cat left in for a long period of time or did it just poo in the bath?
Is it a male too?
I ask because my male cat used to do this and it was because he had a UTI and wanted to pop/wee on something cool as his privates were burning.
If it continues get your cat checked out especially if it's a boy as they can die in 48 hours from UTI, mine did last year Sad

ovaryhill · 10/07/2015 10:21

Janey, just wanted to let you know, after your comment I gave the cat a good check over and I found a huge egg shaped lump between her back leg and stomach
Had her at the vet last night and they think she's been bitten by another cat and it's infected, she's now on antibiotics, so thank you! X

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SideOrderofChips · 10/07/2015 10:23

I honestly thought it was just my stupid cat that shit in the bath.

Now i discover its a thing!!

He doesn't do it since we put him on catsan but every now and then i swear he does it just because DH hates him

girlandboy · 10/07/2015 10:31

And here I am thinking of getting a cat. You've quite put me off now Confused

WorktoLive · 10/07/2015 10:39

Don't be put off girlandboy. Even though they often exhibit challenging behaviour, can be evil and controlling, and generally don't give a fuck about anything but their own comfort, every single one of them is adorable.

Glad I'm not the only one subjected to dirty protests when transporting cats.

Plenty more examples of what they get up to here Grin.

flanjabelle · 10/07/2015 10:43

I often threaten to make mine into slippers. She's a hairy little fuck face and does whatever she can to piss me off.

ovaryhill · 10/07/2015 10:43

Oh don't let it put you off! My cats areamazing and I wouldn't be without them, they are mother and daughter and the pleasure I get from them far outweighs the occasional random shit!

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StayWithMe · 10/07/2015 10:45

Oh OP! Poor kitty. Well done for thinking to check and well do to the poster for suggesting it. Hope kitty us better soon.

ovaryhill · 10/07/2015 11:10

Though you might like to see a pic of her

to want to turn my fucking cats into Davy Crockett hats! !
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ovaryhill · 10/07/2015 11:12

This is her as a newborn with her mum

to want to turn my fucking cats into Davy Crockett hats! !
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HelenMirrensHair · 10/07/2015 11:15

God, you'd forgive that furry belly anything............

Houseworkavoider · 10/07/2015 11:20

Awwwww! Her little, pink feet!

alwaysaskingquestionz · 10/07/2015 11:30

Can I ask, to the posters who managed to train their cats to poo in the toilet, how did you do it? This is valuable information!

Kintsugi · 10/07/2015 11:35

my cat peed in the toaster...risking life and limb twice
once when he must have come close to electrocuting himself peeing in it
and once when I turned it on and slowly realised what he'd done

OMG
toasted cat urine ....just ....what !!
and it was one of those sleek chrome designer ones
as opposed to the pile of plastic s*t I now hide in a cupboard

I know some people are all..."oh poor kitty he must have been trying to tell you something", but somewhere in translation it came out as " Kill me", "Kill me now" - " oh and invest heavily in airfreshener companies, but first....kill me"

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 10/07/2015 12:43

My parents used to have two cats, but only one cat basket, so if they both needed to go to the vets at the same time, one went in the cat basket, and the other went in a Heath Robinson contraption of a round, wicker shopping basket, with a string bag tied over the top to keep the cat in. As this was not a totally secure effort, mum used to have to have this basket on her lap, whilst dad drove, so she could foil any escape attempts. The cat rewarded this by peeing copiously - through the wicker and onto mum's lap. Mum was not best pleased!

I once accidentally shut one of our cats in the front room - when I realised, and let him out, there were no signs that he'd been caught short in there (and he hadn't been in there long), so I assumed all was well. Later on, I went in to watch TV whilst I had my lunch and the dses had their nap. I sat down on the arm chair - which looked fine - but soon realised I was sitting in dampness. The little furry bastard had pee'd on the chair, and the fabric cover had dried, so it looked dry, but the foam inner was soaking, and soaked back out when I sat on it. Envy < boak-face

Luckily it was a cheapy cane chair with a cushion that came off, and could fit in the washing machine, so I washed it and tumble dried it - after I had changed all my clothes and had a shower. That was not the restful lunch I was planning.