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I don't mean to whinge, but

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Fatmomma99 · 07/07/2015 23:02

DD is abroad on an amazing exchange.

DH is out having a meal with the boys.

I was SUPPOSED to also be out having a meal with the girls, but we're doing it Friday instead.

Dog is farting like nobody's business. Honestly, the air in here is RANK. She shows no guilt.

On the plus side, I have been on MN all night, randomly giving my stupid views and opinions to strangers who (quite rightly) don't care less.

Am I BU to be resentful to be having to breath in her stench?

And WWYD?

(p.s. so as not to drip-feed, I've been drinking since 8 and have had a pizza)

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EatShitDerek · 07/07/2015 23:03

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NormHonal · 07/07/2015 23:05

Pizza? Envy

(Am also Envy re the Wine.)

FarFromAnyRoad · 07/07/2015 23:06

Pass some quality time by attempting to fart on the dog. Make sure nobody can see you or you will have some uncomfortable explaining to do!

CainInThePunting · 07/07/2015 23:07

Take dog out for walkies and a crap and leave the windows open while you do.
Should sort the stink.

WorraLiberty · 07/07/2015 23:08

I feel your pain.

This smelly little fucker has been farting all night.

I love the way his nose shoots round to his arse, all shocked like someone else did it and ran away...

I don't mean to whinge, but
I don't mean to whinge, but
WorraLiberty · 07/07/2015 23:09

And yes that is his 'shocked, who the fuck farted??' look Hmm

SpongeBobJudgeyPants · 07/07/2015 23:11

Well, re WWYD you could open a window for a start, you numpty :) Worra you should forgive that cutie any amount of farting. After opening a window, of course.

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Fatmomma99 · 07/07/2015 23:11

My dog does that too Worra! She sometimes leaps off the sofa in outrage that someone has farted near her when it is her.

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WorraLiberty · 07/07/2015 23:15

Yes, it's the indignant outrage! Grin

Cutie my arse. He's a smelly git but I love him

travertine · 07/07/2015 23:15

You're eating pizza? Why haven't you sprouted your own salad? Your dog is farting? You're obviously feeding that wrong too. You've had some wine. Nope you can't do that. Worrall we have a four month old pup and he has just discovered farts. Totally mystery to him lol

notmyusualMNname123 · 07/07/2015 23:18

I think I've posted a picture of my dog, but not sure!

I don't mean to whinge, but
FarFromAnyRoad · 07/07/2015 23:18

Love your dog Worra. I thought it was just my princessy little Jack Russell that did the fart/shock/outrage thing. It's pretty funny but only until the stench hits. Nobody much laughs after that!

WhyCantIuseTheNameIWant · 07/07/2015 23:19

Dog farts are nothing compared to cat farts...
And the cat looks at ds in disgust and walks away.
Let the dog out into the garden for half an hour...

WhyCantIuseTheNameIWant · 07/07/2015 23:19

Notmy
Your dog is cute!

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Fatmomma99 · 07/07/2015 23:20

I could let her out, but she's sleeping so sweetly, and she does get so terribly tired....

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barleyfieldsummer · 07/07/2015 23:20

We have kittens.

How the hell such tiny cute things can produce such toxic smells I don't know.

But they do! Grin

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Fatmomma99 · 07/07/2015 23:21

p.s. Yes, pissed AND stuffed. Thank you. My bottom isn't too noisy though. I'm burping a fair bit!

I think I might go to bed, actually!

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FarFromAnyRoad · 07/07/2015 23:21

As far as I'm concerned I fart delicate little puffs of lavender talc!

I don't mean to whinge, but
WorraLiberty · 07/07/2015 23:22

Aww your dog is gorgeous notmy!! Grin

Exactly Far. I dare not open my mouth to laugh!

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Fatmomma99 · 07/07/2015 23:23

Me too Far. Actually, mine really do smell of roses!

I just wish my dog's did too!

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WorraLiberty · 07/07/2015 23:24

Aww Far what a cutie pie.

I'm sorry but I refuse to believe such an innocent looking little dog could ever smell less than wonderful.

Therefore I'm going to assume you're the one with the farts, and you're blaming it on the dog.

Bad form Far, very bad form Sad

FarFromAnyRoad · 07/07/2015 23:25

Shit.

Busted.

Grin
travertine · 07/07/2015 23:29

My little smelly farty boy.

I don't mean to whinge, but
corgiology · 07/07/2015 23:35

Consider changing dog's diet if she farts so much :)

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Fatmomma99 · 07/07/2015 23:37

Travertine - I want to steal your dog!!!!

Bastard DH has just come home (drunker than me, if that were possible) and HAPPY (I know.. I should LTB!) and refused to stroke dog because she is so revolting.

Dog looked proud!

I really, proper want to steal your dog Traver. Will you PM me your address so I can do that?

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