I don't mean to whinge, but

[Fatmomma99]

DD is abroad on an amazing exchange.

DH is out having a meal with the boys.

I was SUPPOSED to also be out having a meal with the girls, but we're doing it Friday instead.

Dog is farting like nobody's business. Honestly, the air in here is RANK. She shows no guilt.

On the plus side, I have been on MN all night, randomly giving my stupid views and opinions to strangers who (quite rightly) don't care less.

Am I BU to be resentful to be having to breath in her stench?

And WWYD?

(p.s. so as not to drip-feed, I've been drinking since 8 and have had a pizza)

Sure that is good and sensible advice, corgiology, but she gets very sniffy and uppitty if she doesn't get all the treats she thinks she is due.

And one hates to disappoint.

Worra, your pooch is pure gorgeous. I love his innocent little face .

Oh yes to the previous posters who mentioned kitten farts. We have a tiny, beautiful little kitten. Seriously, she's fabulous. Even my cat hating parents adore her. But Jaysus, she can stink. I've nicknamed her Farty Marty. She also loves to climb on my shoulder and shove her stinky bum in my face. It's a good thing she is ridiculously cute!

Why is no one posting in outrage that my DH has had an evening out - OUT!!!!- and come home and refused to stroke dog because she "stinks like a sewer"

Why is MN not coming to my aid????

Please could you all STOP admiring each other's dogs and give me some moral support!

hint you're supposed to be VIPERS on here. So please stop clucking!

Hope you finished the bottle ( I did ) and manage to keep something in reserve to silently release under the covers later.

Then blame the dog.

That'll teach him.

Well you've strengthened my resolve that I'm never getting a dog! I have a hamster that never farts. Nee ner nee ner.

I don't have any booze though