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to fancy James May like mad?

78 replies

cidersundays · 06/07/2015 23:51

Following on from the other threads where people are revealing their dubious crushes I just had to find out if fancying James May formaly of Top Gear (Sob) is being unreasonable as most of my irl friends seem to think.

He is just so hot, he is smart, hot and has a voice to moisten the most dessicated of nether regions!

Anyone with me or aibu?

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Sparklingbrook · 07/07/2015 08:17

Ooh yes James May. He is very good with his hands I reckon. Wink He can fix stuff and everything.

ghostyslovesheep · 07/07/2015 09:14

YANBU op he is dreamy x

SuperFlyHigh · 07/07/2015 09:19

Totally OT but Richard Ayodade lives with his wife and DC (1 or 2?) where I live, see him around a fair bit last time in Vietnamese restaurant (which is fab) and they turned him and DW away as they were too full. I mentioned to the waitress afterwards or during their plea didn't they know who he was but no they didn't and poor Richard and his DW who looked as though they were on a kid free night skulked off elsewhere... Sad

but he did look very charming and had a presence which I would not say no to and not at all geeky! so there! and no I don't fancy him normally... Grin

treaclesoda · 07/07/2015 09:27

Super I was reading your post thinking it was going to end with Richard Ayoade having a diva-esque 'don't you know who I am?' strop. And that would have made me sad.

But, hooray, he didn't. Smile

LemonySmithit · 07/07/2015 10:00

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CainInThePunting · 07/07/2015 11:05

Alan Rickman, yes I would.
John Malkovich too.
Willem Dafoe...

It's getting silly now, you can tell I haven't seen any action for a while.

Sparklingbrook · 07/07/2015 11:06

No to Alan Rickman.

CatthiefKeith · 07/07/2015 11:21

James May made me a cup of tea once.

He is very good looking irl, and has lovely eyes. I would!

treaclesoda · 07/07/2015 12:06

Cat how was the tea though? It's an important quality in a man to be able to make a decent cup of tea.

CatthiefKeith · 07/07/2015 12:16

It was very good, nice and strong, just the way I like it. Smile

Marylou2 · 07/07/2015 12:34

YANBU OP. James is totally delicious.You can just tell that he'd bring you a glass of wine in the bath.

Sparklingbrook · 07/07/2015 12:37

YY Marylou. I like that as a benchmark.

ASettlerOfCatan · 07/07/2015 12:47

This feels like the start of a kiss, shag, marry round with top gear presenters...

For the record clarkson, may, hammond.

I am not a fan but I'd shag him over clarkson any day. Unless I can have the stig... then I'd ditch them all Wink

Sparklingbrook · 07/07/2015 12:49

Hammond doesn't do it for me at all but the other two.....

treaclesoda · 07/07/2015 13:08

My nine year old DD is in love with Richard Hammond. She just thinks he is so funny and adorable. I think she would swap her dad for him if she had the chance Grin

susiella · 07/07/2015 13:41

YABU. He's an arse. He was in my sister's class all through Secondary School. In ROTHERHAM. A fact he unaccountably likes to omit in his autobiographical notes on the sleeves of his books. (omits the Rotherham bit, not being classmates with my sister). ARSE.

FraggleHair · 07/07/2015 13:46

I love the big Rotherham reveal in capital letters! Grin

VivaLeBeaver · 07/07/2015 13:55

I quite like James May. Wouldn't kick him out of bed.

VivaLeBeaver · 07/07/2015 13:56

Oooh, I always thought he was from Bristol.

MissPenelopeLumawoo2 · 07/07/2015 13:57

He was apparently born in Bristol. His Wikipedia page mentions Rotheram...

susiella · 07/07/2015 14:10

VivaLeBeaver yes, I expect he thinks Bristol is 'nicer' than ROTHERHAM

SunnyBaudelaire · 07/07/2015 14:16

" I can confirm that his voice has never had an impact on my vaginal moisture levels "

ha ha ha, funneeeeee....Grin

I think JM would make a nice brother though....

flimflamflarnfilth · 07/07/2015 14:22

I quite like JM. Actually, I fancy him quite a lot! Blush

Degreaser · 07/07/2015 14:26

YANBU - Out of the three [Top Gear Presenters] he is definitely the most fanciable - for many reasons.

FreudiansSlipper · 07/07/2015 14:31

yaba

I guess though next to twatson and little friend rumpelstiltskin he could sort of look ok