to have gatecrashed next doors barbecue and then vomited due to rubbish quality meat?

[ribbitTheFrog]

None of my housemates and I were invited to next doors barbecue snobs but I turned up unannounced anyway, without a gift and am not the sort to be put off by the trivial matter of a missing invitation.

I helped myself to a burger as there were plenty on offer, but accidentally knocked over the whole tray of them onto the decking, oops. Then the meat was rubbish quality, it made me sick immediately on the decking. My housemates could hear the gasps and complaints of the hosts at my behaviour, but what can the hosts expect if they serve lidl rather than organic butcher? I actually saved them from having to eat such awful food.

At this point the hosts went and knocked on my housemates door but housemates were too busy chuckling to answer, so I saw my opportunity and slipped out through the gap in the fence.

Aibu to think I've done nothing wrong, be indignant that the meat was rubbish and sit on the shed roof glaring down at stupid neighbours?

Woof woof.

i think your housemates need to get the fence fixed, TBH

Have you been in the sun too long?

If you were my neighbour's cat you'd find yourself being squirted with a double barrel water pistol.

Reverse, I'm sure.

Reverse!

Are you a cat, by any chance? I really, really hope you are a cat that has magically developed the capabilities to surf the net. Otherwise you'd just be bonkers.

Cat not dog, it's sat on the shed roof ????

Oh gosh, you're a cat.

I am a cat with taste

You wouldn't have got in my garden, my dogs would have seen to that

Definitely an animal at your BBQ

An unreasonable cat on Mumsnet. Nothing unusual about that.

But on a serious note, it sounds as though your cat has worms.

Yes, they're scavengers but to enter a garden while people are actually in it and be so desperate for food that it knocked a tray over and then threw up immediately, indicates a possible worm problem to me.

My old cat had an insatiable appetite when she had worms.

Did the meat come from Tesco?

Caught on CCTV. You are nicked, Mog:

I do wonder about some people's perspicacity. Wasn't it obvious this wasn't a genuine post?

YANBU and slaves humans should know better than cook up that crap!

Probably would have been nice to have taken a gift though. A mouse or bird maybe?

I just thought you had poor social skills. I have failed the MI5 situational awareness recruitment test.

btw my cat won't eat burgers but if they were having prawns on their bbq he'd be in like Flynn.

This is why people fucking hate cats.

Ooooh a kitty!!!

Poor kitty OP wouldn't have got close to my burgers. She would have buggered off onto the shed before she had the chance due to me following her and stroking her and talking to her and making a total nuisance of myself.