None of my housemates and I were invited to next doors barbecue snobs but I turned up unannounced anyway, without a gift and am not the sort to be put off by the trivial matter of a missing invitation.
I helped myself to a burger as there were plenty on offer, but accidentally knocked over the whole tray of them onto the decking, oops. Then the meat was rubbish quality, it made me sick immediately on the decking. My housemates could hear the gasps and complaints of the hosts at my behaviour, but what can the hosts expect if they serve lidl rather than organic butcher? I actually saved them from having to eat such awful food.
At this point the hosts went and knocked on my housemates door but housemates were too busy chuckling to answer, so I saw my opportunity and slipped out through the gap in the fence.
Aibu to think I've done nothing wrong, be indignant that the meat was rubbish and sit on the shed roof glaring down at stupid neighbours?