A Mumsnetter's husband has been drilling my back passage!

[WorraLiberty]

Ooh-err Mrs!

Yesterday I had some work done in my back passage (as you do), and when he was finished, the workman left his large tool behind.

Anyway, he came to pick it up this evening and as I was talking to him, he spotted my open laptop on the dining table.

He said, "Oh Mumsnet, my wife goes on there"

I said, "Really? What name does she use?"

But he just shrugged and said he didn't know fucking useless

So AIBU to ask if this was your DH? If so, he's a lovely man who did a thoroughly good job in the East London/Essex area.

While he was working he spent much of his time chatting to my dog (I could hear him from the kitchen window), and I think my dog misses the company tbh

Maybe we should start a trusted tradesperson thingie with MNers and their spouses. Can't have been that good. DH would have know my NN.

Can you imagine the list of things the DH's would be warned not to talk about MrsTerry?

DON'T mention we have a toilet brush!

He may have known but was protecting her privacy?

Worra, much double entendre there, but any guy who chats to a dog must be a good guy.

Sounds like he has a certain style with dogs.

As long as it wasn't that bloke people posted the link to in one of my posts. The yoni massage man. Is he a trusted trader?
The thread amused me for a bit...

He probably thinks it's the same as Netmums...

Angria if you want a double entendre, I can give you one...

Oh no, my dog doesn't have a yoni

You can tell if he's telling the truth, because he would have gone cross-eyed rather than do a poo in your toilet.

@ Worra's violated back passage!

My back passage has never been cleaner to be honest

He was very considerate

I love double entendres and slip them in wherever possible

Ahhh, it's Friday night

Blimey, domestic collonic irrigation, and they leave their equipment laying around??

Actually I've heard that Worra has always been a bit of a one for potting the difficult brown rather than the easy pink. It's just gossip, obvs, but you know - no smoke without fire. Not that I'm one to spread a rumour.

She did say he left his large tool in her behind, didn't she? Must have been uncomfortable for both of them.

Far, I'm 46yrs old. How difficult can it be?

Worra. I need the mind bleach now else I'll be tormented by large tools and questionable orifices all night long and we really wouldn't want that would we!

It was not my DH he does do actual work on people's actual back passages - no double entendre here

Worra, post a picture or it did not happen

Don't tell me his name was Brian ...

I actually couldn't keep a straight face at one point

He had to remove a fence panel and asked if I wanted to keep the dog indoors until he put it back, because he was 'leaving my passage exposed'

Childish? Moi?

Was I the only one who misinterpreted and thought the op was using euphamisms in her first post

Exposed passages are very vulnerable usually from ingress more than egress though

Quite right too. You wouldn't want someone coming down your passage in the night

A MNer somewhere is going to be having very brisk words with their DH tonight