A Mumsnetter's husband has been drilling my back passage!

[WorraLiberty]

Ooh-err Mrs!

Yesterday I had some work done in my back passage (as you do), and when he was finished, the workman left his large tool behind.

Anyway, he came to pick it up this evening and as I was talking to him, he spotted my open laptop on the dining table.

He said, "Oh Mumsnet, my wife goes on there"

I said, "Really? What name does she use?"

But he just shrugged and said he didn't know fucking useless

So AIBU to ask if this was your DH? If so, he's a lovely man who did a thoroughly good job in the East London/Essex area.

While he was working he spent much of his time chatting to my dog (I could hear him from the kitchen window), and I think my dog misses the company tbh

The thought of a dog yoni is bleurgh seriously worra!!

Or a dog sootikin.....

God, I love mumsnet.

quint yukkers.

A MNer somewhere is going to be having very brisk words with their DH tonight

Oh dear, I think there's going to be a rush on in the Relationships topic tomorrow!

I think my dog wears a merkin.

Dog sootikins!!!

If so, he's a lovely man who did a thoroughly good job in the East London/Essex area.

But you live in the North.

I just hope he didn't get his tools wet.
We had heavy rain earlier.

I've never lived in the North Ship

Worra, you ought to live in the North.
Your NN gives you an obligation to live in the North, woman.

But I always imagine you saying "worraliberty" in a northern accent. Like coronation Street.

Ok now I'm more confused than ever Pacific

My NN is a catchphrase used by Catherine Tate's 'Nan' character

And she's very much a Londoner.

Worra fuckin liberty!

Like Eileen or Liz.

I think Worras back passage is down South.

Now I have to completely reevaluate my life.

I suppose I could consider moving up North, Ship just so you're not wrong

Honestly, the things I do for some people.

Nothing makes sense anymore

usual just about everything has slowly gone South

Perhaps I can counteract that by moving North?

If you could it'd be much appreciated

I knew the whereabouts of Worra's back passage from her username. But I am a Northerner.

I probably shouldn't have quit med school.

Ok, I've got £2.50 and half a pack of Polos.

Am I right in thinking I can buy a 3 bed semi and still have enough money left for chips and gravy?

If Worra's passage was in the North how could anyone possibly take her up the Oxo Tower?

Honestly

I don't mind being taken up the Blackpool Tower but any further than that and you'll have to buy me dinner.

Worra would have a ginnel not a back passage if she lived up north.

Sounds about right.

Say goodbye romford market, hello the arndale.