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MrPointy · 04/06/2015 20:40

For us "ladies"

linky!!!

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NotBanksy · 04/06/2015 22:34

This is amazing!

Gazey gaze GrinGrin

stoopstoconker · 04/06/2015 22:54

More, I want more....Grin

Cocolepew · 04/06/2015 23:00
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Timri · 04/06/2015 23:02

Hahah, that's brilliant!

BoreOfWhabylon · 04/06/2015 23:12

Grin Grin Grin

Thank you, OP!

BoreOfWhabylon · 04/06/2015 23:14

Brilliant, reading that turned Mr Grey into Sir Alan Sugar in my mind.

Oh... just imagine The Apprentice with Christian Grey Grin

TedAndLola · 05/06/2015 08:54

I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard. I wish Michael Deacon would rewrite the whole thing!

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