to want to pumch dh!!

[kitkat1989]

Dh has had a few drinks. Hes currently keeping me awake with his rhinoceros Snoring!! Iv even hit him and he just turned over and carried on!! Seriously!!!

I shove him to wake him up I say 'you are snoring' he says 'no I'm not'

Who the fuck is it then?

It seems to be a universal that every snorer denies point blank that they've just been snoring!

Dh and I have seperate rooms because he snores. We are moving so dd can have her own room and I can have my own room because he snores. I love the man to his very bones but the sleep deprivation caused by defcon snoring is horrendous.

Op I get wanting to punch him, I used to lie awake fantasising about a giant fruitbat flying in and smothering him. (It had to be something MiL would let me off for as FiL has the same problem). Having MiL who used to rage at his dad helped though. I've gone up to dds room where she's crying because his snorings woke her up and she can't get back to sleep (ds used to be the same).

In holidays he does watch what he drinks and how he sleeps or the poor sod wakes up with the three of us chatting over the noise or reading

I get it. I really do. Don't punch him as violence solves nothing, but do try to find a soloution. Perhaps he could agree to bedding down on the sofa if he's had a drink?

Do these poor abused snorers ever wake up when they are hit and sworn at? No, if their partner is lucky they roll over and the snoring stops. I bet usually the punching has little effect if the bloke has been drinking.

DH would barely feel a punch on the arm from me when he's awake, let alone asleep and drunk.

But maybe the op wants to punch her DH in the face. Which would indeed halt the snoring! But probably not be good for her marriage!

Ok let me clear a few things up... i did not 'abuse' dh i shoved him back over to his side of the bed there was no punching or violence involved whatsoever! I did get up and lay on the sofa however dont see why i should give up my nice comfy bed cos hes god damn snoring!!! He doesnt normally snore or if he does i dont hear him but when hes had a few beers hes honestly ridiculous i can hear him downstairs!

it seems like people have taken my op to the extreme a little bit!!!!

And my op was that i 'FELT LIKE I COULD PUNCH HIM' not that i did!!!! I am not a man beater!! However right now i am a very tired cranky wife with backache from soending half of last night on the sofa!!

I just say "roll over rover" to my DH and he does most of the time. If he does not, I decamp to another room My DH snores after too much to drink, but not at other times.

This is why we have separate rooms!

If you have the space I highly recommend it!