AIBU to be annoyed at neighbours children

[chuckieegg2008]

My neighbours daughter(and her friends) is 13 and has recently started jumping my wall outside of my house which means she gets to her house quicker.
The wall is low and is easy to jump, its right outside of my lounge window and after a day at work and when the kids are in bed the last thing i want is 4 teenage girls running around outside my house, i just want to relax.
Now that the weathers better i always put garden chairs up against the wall, now they are jumping the wall onto the chairs!
Ive spoken to her once and told her not to jump my wall but has she listened, No.
AIBU?

stick some broken glass bottles to the top of the wall

Really IamAShit ?

Speak to the parents OP

Talk to her parents?

That or barbed wire on top of the wall

Shrubs in pots?

stick some broken glass bottles to the top of the wall

No wonder you're a shit lawyer with an outlook like this! Have a quick word with her parents OP.

Washing up bowls of cold water

Higher wall? Yabu. I teach my dc not to run over neighbours front gardens on the way to school (difficult as few have boundaries/hedges) but they've got to learn about respecting other people's property.

Holly bushes or something similarly prickly?

I don't think I would come to you for legal advice shithot!!!

Personally I'd shout out the window stop it you cunts

I second the broken glass. A slice straight through her slice and some nasty Hep B should teach her a lesson.

That obviously meant to say leg, I was slicing ham today I'll blame that. I've a taste for blood

Has everyone on this thread had a sense of humour bypass? I assume that Shithot was making a joke.

Speek to the parents.

If that fails Pigeon spikes.

Or to look nice low trellis mounted on top of the wall to make it higher.

That obviously meant to say leg, I was slicing ham today I'll blame that. I've a taste for blood

Broken glass bottles would do the trick.

Put yucky stuff on the chairs

Berberis. They'll be picking thorns out thier bums for a week.

I planted rose bushes.

I had glass in the wall of my last house...

...anyway. Ask her to stop it? Or a bit of anti-climb paint?

1. Roar at her
2. Speak to parents
3. Roar at parents
4. Prickly shrubs
5. Broken glass bottles
6. Nuclear missile.

In an ideal world what you should be able to do is raise the height of the wall by about 3mm every night. So little that she won't even notice the incremental changes but over time it will get harder and harder. After 3 or 4 months she will start to get really concerned over how much more effort it has become and she will stop bothering and go away upset and confused as to why her fitness levels have declined so unexpectedly.

Sorry I have been on the for a couple of hours

Sorry I have been on the wine for a couple of hours
And reading The Twits it would seem.

Put a hidden carefully angled trampoline in place and entertain yourself with them pinging back from whence they came?

Point out that trespassing is a civil matter and she is a minor, so you're not involving the police, but you are suing her parents?

Buy a fucking great big bear.

Or a shark.