to ask you to disclose your fantasy friend?

[DamFineBeaver]

Mine's Victoria Coren.

Our life together would be like a much less irritating SATC. We'd go to all the little pubs together, and make smutty jokes, and discuss lots of serious issues mostly in the form of pithy one-liners. And maybe she'd let me paint her toenails at Grease-esque sleep-overs.

If you're around, Victoria, give me a call, eh? and don't call the police about this post

Lena Dunham. We would get messy!

In my head I'm big mates with Khloe Kardashian, but only during the day. After six thirty I'm doing bath time and she's doing things I can barely remember

Jo Brand. Tina Fey. Kathy Burke. Ruth Jones.

I have an active imagination.

Emma Willis, I love her

Lassie! . Not sure im playing the game right..

Jo Brand is my best friend, redex

We get drunk every Friday and go round to Alan Davies' house and shout obscenities through the letter box.

id love to say victoria beckham, except i think id kill the friendship cos id want to shag her husband

Richard Osman.

Ooh, or Esther Walker.

DFB, you guys can totally come to mine for poker. I'll win, but be really gracious and funny while I'm about it. And I've invited Myleene Klass round too. Got to love her after the cash-for-birthday scandal.

AddToBasket/Vic, what do you mean guyS - plural? Are we not going to be exclusive?

I would like a proper night out with Moira Stewart, Paula Radcliffe, Christina Applegate ( you have to be forty plus to get that: in fact, all my choices), Bjork, Debbie Harry, Angela Carter, Mary Berry, Mary Beard, Cate Blanchett, Nenah Cherry, Caitlin Moran and Caroline Ahearn. I would also include Graham Linehan as an honorary lady and I think most of the world's problems would be solved by the end of the night. Or we would all be arrested.

Irene off corrie.

Sharon Horgan. We would laugh, and laugh and get shitfaced. And laugh.

JK Rowling. She loves me, I bake her treacle cakes and she brings me yellow fondant fancies. Sometimes when we go out for coffee, we let John Barrowman come along too.

You'd do well to get her name right first MsMcWoodle

Eileen! (she'd understand)

Sue Perkins.

Tamsin Greig.

Ina Garten (the barefoot contessa).

Justine & moi..................

Caitlin Moran.

Holly Willoughby, Sandra Bullock or Emma Willis.

Anna kendrick, Jennifer Lawrence and Kristen Bell. I luffs them, we'd do nothing but laugh!!

Caitlin Moran. Although from time to time I'd have to go "shut it caitlin you're getting annoying" and shed have to go "oh ffs get a sense of humour" but then we'd open more wine punch each other in the arm and fight over which record went on next.