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To want to go to bed with Daddy?

70 replies

Woolyheads · 24/04/2015 21:32

I want to go to bed with Daddy. The boy is 5. Surely it must be my turn by now?

OP posts:
Koalafications · 25/04/2015 08:17

stoopstoconker

Shock Shock Shock

WTAF?! Shock

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 25/04/2015 08:19

Some sick minds here. Op was just joking she wanted to go to bed with her husband

MsMarvel · 25/04/2015 08:25

I get the impression that etsy bracelet isn't for children, but for a specific fetish audience... It's not my cup of tea but it's not quite what you are trying to make it out to be

lionheart · 25/04/2015 09:44

Yeuw, stoops.

stoopstoconker · 25/04/2015 11:15

I was responding to posters saying 'creepy'. Fetish or not, the mindset behind that bracelet is disturbed.

Yes, I get that the op is having a lighthearted moan, occasionally I refer to my other half as daddy because I'm so used to calling him that in front of the children.

That's the limit of my engagement on that subject, I stumbled across the bracelet on etsy which I thought was innocuous & mainstream, am re-evaluating my opinion.

lionheart · 25/04/2015 14:02

I don't know etsy at all.

BertieBotts · 25/04/2015 14:21

The seller states quite clearly that they make fetish/BDSM based jewellery.

A million miles from this thread and I'm not really sure why you posted it?

ConfusedInBath · 25/04/2015 14:36

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balletnotlacrosse · 25/04/2015 15:01

No sick minds Fanjo. Just think the title is inappropriate.

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 25/04/2015 18:24

Hardly. I don't tend to go assuming everything is about Paedophiles tbh.

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 25/04/2015 18:25

People are just loving the chance to get all outraged though.

Favouritethings · 25/04/2015 18:27

Eh?

AnyFucker · 25/04/2015 18:30

What goady twattery is this ?

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 25/04/2015 18:40

It isn't. Was just someone saying they wished they could go to bed with their husband instead of their kid having him do bedtime.

ConfusedInBath · 25/04/2015 18:52

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AnyFucker · 25/04/2015 18:59

then why didn't op come back and say that ?

ConfusedInBath · 25/04/2015 19:05

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MoominKoalaAndMiniMoom · 25/04/2015 19:13

If people seriously couldn't understand what OP meant, I think it might be time for you to step away from the keyboard.

It was obvious ffs, just a funny reference to the fact that OP wants to actually go to bed with her husband for once but her DC gets there first. Jaysus...

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 25/04/2015 19:15

Every thread I click on in last few days as loads of people just being desperate to be horrible to OPs for the slightest reason.

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 25/04/2015 19:16

Grim

JesusInTheCabbageVan · 25/04/2015 19:18

I assumed it was one of those AIBUs written in the voice of the DC. I was quite relieved... it's been all downhill since Cutted Up Pear.

DonVitoCorleone · 25/04/2015 19:24

Horrible thread title

BertieBotts · 25/04/2015 19:37

TBH, I reckon OP posted it as a joke and was then horrified and shocked by the responses and has left MN in a totally Confused way.

ConfusedInBath · 25/04/2015 19:44

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YouMakeMyHeartSmile · 25/04/2015 19:50

Don't understand why people didn't get it from the OP, it was fairly obvious what she meant unless you're looking for something to be offended by.