Klaxon: abscess in friend's mouth. AIBU? I'm bloody not...

[Alchemist]

She complained several days ago about "a sore mouth". She came round today after being at A&E to have it lanced and drained. She said that the Doctor told her it was the biggest he had seen and commented on the extremely pungent odour of the pus.

I swear this thing, even after draining, was FUCKING HUGE.

AIBU to end our friendship?

It would have been such a lovely day out together. .

Plus she would not allow me to take photographic evidence. So .

I can recommend reddit's r/popping. Hours of happy fun.

Oh my gosh! Combine it with /pettyrevenge and it's all the internet I need!

BTW, does everyone know that the mobile version of reddit is accessed by typing ".compact" at the end of the URL? Pro tip if not!

Yanbu

I had an ingrown hair down there recently, it gave a proper crunch and pop and released loads of gunk when squeezed. I want to defriend myself because I couldn't see it

My friend sent me a photo of a seeping wart on her foot before freezing it. I thought I was gonna bring up a weeks worth of dinner. Unfortunately I no longer have the evidence gags at the thought