I really want to tell the world but it'd be terribly unprofessional so I'll do it anonymously because that is obviously fine.
I texted a male colleague (actually I sort of manage him) earlier about a work thing. I got a reasonable and measured response.
Then I received another text from him referring to his "burning hunk of love".
The worst thing is that when I got it, I immediately showed it to my DH whose INSTANT reaction was "well it was obviously meant for someone else". I am taking a little bit of offence at that actually. The colleague did then text with a grovelling apology because it was actually meant for his wife. I am tempted to torment him about this for some time but that would be wrong wouldn't it? Wouldn't it?