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Original poster

to be annoyed that the cat hasnt got me anything?

46 replies

butterfly2015 · 15/03/2015 14:07

He's so ungrateful. I feed him more than I feed the kids. In my drunken state last night I emptied an entire packet of his beloved dreamies on the floor for him and this morning, what do I get? Nothing! Just demands for more bloody food.

Not even a headless mouse. Ungrateful bastard.

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Mumblechum1 · 15/03/2015 14:08

LTC

MistressDeeCee · 15/03/2015 14:10

Thats beyond the pale, not even a mangled mouse, to show appreciation. Leave home Grin

TheOriginalWinkly · 15/03/2015 14:10

YABU. Everyone knows cats are ungrateful fuckers. He probably thinks you should get him something to thank him for gracing you with his presence.

TheABC · 15/03/2015 14:10

I would personally be relieved. My two have taken to throwing up at my feet. Half-digested grass...nice!

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butterfly2015 · 15/03/2015 14:13

Valid point winky. I shall go and buy more dreamies (as soon as I can be arsed getting up and getting dressed)

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cleanmyhouse · 15/03/2015 14:14

You need a SHL. Go NC.

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butterfly2015 · 15/03/2015 14:16

Shl? Nc? (I'm still new, help!)

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RitaOrange · 15/03/2015 14:17

Awwwww poor you !
I got a hairball

SnakeyMcBadass · 15/03/2015 14:18

My dogs brought me putrid farts and kibble breath

chemenger · 15/03/2015 14:19

I got at least one live mouse which is somewhere in the house until either we or the cat finds it again.

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butterfly2015 · 15/03/2015 14:19

Your pets care. They gave you bodily contents.

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FurryDogMother · 15/03/2015 14:19

SHL - shit hot lawyer - I need one too - the bloody dogs didn't even send me a slightly used bone.

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butterfly2015 · 15/03/2015 14:20

A live mouse? Now that's love. A new pet from your pet!

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butterfly2015 · 15/03/2015 14:21

Thank you furry.

I feel your pain. Ungrateful sods. Not even a fart?

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CatsCantTwerk · 15/03/2015 14:21

I nearly posted this! Grin

In fact when TwerkingCat appeared earlier I was reading one of the unbelievable MD threads and as he approached I asked him outright 'Where the fucks my mouse, You forgot to bring me a gift you twat'

He licked his butthole in front of me and went upstairs. I'm devastated at the lack of thought! Wink

Maryz · 15/03/2015 14:22

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butterfly2015 · 15/03/2015 14:24

Licking their butts in front of us while we talk to them really does display their utter contempt for us. I might put flea stuff on him later to piss him off.

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Sazzle41 · 15/03/2015 14:24

Oh Twerk, feeling your pain. I got offered a chicken leg bone, with much purry pride this morning: obviously nicked from the car park bin store ! She's not daft, obv was a massive hint for fresh chicken!

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butterfly2015 · 15/03/2015 14:25

I own him? There's me thinking I'm his personal slave.

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championnibbler · 15/03/2015 14:27

is he always like this?
maybe you need to seek legal advice.
i would LTB [grins]

Dolcelatte · 15/03/2015 14:27

Mine brought me a squirrel (thankfully dead) - smug emoticon!

YvesJutteau · 15/03/2015 14:27

Are you sure he hasn't got you a headless mouse? He may have just hidden it somewhere for you to find when you least expect it and is playing it cool so as not to ruin the surprise.

Have you checked inside all your shoes, for instance?

SoupDragon · 15/03/2015 14:31

I might put flea stuff on him later to piss him off.

Having stalked FatCat for a week, I pinned him down yesterday and got his flea treatment on. Running away is the only exercise he gets.

As he has failed to even notice me today, I will torment him with his new "I am fat. Do not feed me" collar later.

That will teach the bastard.

iniac · 15/03/2015 14:32

The hamster hasn't even woken up yet. So selfish. I changed his cage out last night and everything.

SteveBrucesNose · 15/03/2015 14:34

Awwwwwwww Hun. My gawjus little GirlDog just belched in my face - she normally saves that for BoyDog so I feel really loved and appreciated