AIBI To want to see Ed Milliband's other kitchen

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Ed Milliband has been photographed in his kitchen with his wife. This led to a vile article in the DM from Sarah Vine (Gove's wife) saying how sterile and alienish it looked. Apparently this is his kitchenette and we didn't see the main one. Come on Ed, show us your kitchen.

Anyway I'd like to see the other kitchen too OP. I'm nosy and looking for ideas.

Best of a bad lot, Funny.

Harriet and her pink van?

The pink van was a shocker too.

Which is the PR firm responsible for all these gaffes?

I know, the pink van was idiocy too! Labour need a scottish leader I'm terrified they're going to get wiped out in scotland thanks to miliband...

The second kitchen is for The Staff.

You don't let the staff use your main kitchen, do you? Your family kitchen, where your children eat?

Vind, that was excellent. You win the thread.

What bothers me is the attempt at deception - oh, look at Miliband in his modest kitchen, having a cuppa with his wife - by not pointing out that despite the double cooker, induction hob and what looks to be a Quooker it is just a kitchenette off the sitting room for tea and snacks.

Sarah Vine comes across as having remarkably undeveloped self awareness in that clip. She sounds like a stroppy teenager. Had to snigger when she said she needed to give as good as she gets because people are so meeeean to her on Twitter. It doesn't even seem to occur to her that people are harsh and even abusive because she's such a nasty gobshite, herself.

Shame Alan Johnson never became Labour leader.

But all the same photos in your second not so smart kitchen is hardly a good idea when the truth is known.

Especially when your second not so smart kitchen is still bigger (and better equipped) than a lot of people's only kitchens!

I do find Labour PR bizarre. I just don't know that I can bring myself to vote Tory. But how can I vote for a party who think driving a pink van around to attract women, and trying to make the leader look like he lives in a one bedroom flat is a good idea?
So that leaves me with UKIP or the Greens. Gee.
I think the Lib Dems might sneak in just because there is literally no-one else to vote for.

Ah. I knew I'd seen the other kitchen. Well, a little bit of it.

Agree Labour's PR seems to be working for the wrong party

I don't give two fucks about Ed Milliband's kitchen or anyone else's kitchen for that matter.

Why the fuck would I give a fucking fuck about Ed's fucking kitchen? Sarah Vile can fuck right off to the far side of fuck, she is a fucking fucker.

Sorry, I have had a somewhat trying day. FUCK.

Neither do I, Wearing. I wasn't planning to employ him for his housekeeping skills. But I am (forlornly) hoping to employ him and his party, so I'd rather they didn't keep making idiotic PR mistakes.

That'll be PR for public relations, Ed, not proportional representation ... let's worry about the latter when you've got your feet under SamCam's custom-built marble table. Oh, hang on, they say they paid for the kitchen themselves You might have to lean slightly awkwardly on an ugly hole where they've ripped everything out! (Hint ... DO release a photo of that, then follow it up with pictures of you all in a refitted - not marble - kitchen!)

I couldn't give a shit about how many kitchens EM has or how he eats a bacon sandwich, what he sounds like, looks like or his relationship with his brother. All that matters is how he intends to run the country.

... so it would be nice to hear a bit more about that, Never, without having to trawl through their website.

Dreadful PR.