To think that if I never hear Wind the fecking Bobbin Up again it'll be too soon!

[Bellerina2]

I find that song whiny and beyond annoying but they sing it at every singalong I've ever been to with DS! Are there any other kids songs that irritate MNetters?

Hate the bloody cringey twee bobbin too. But enjoyed seeing WTBU as an acronym up thread and think it would work as an excellent MN (or indeed real life) alternative to STFU....

Totally agree with OP, we used to have to sing it at a baby class I went to for about 6 weeks with DS, and it drove me mad. Mind you, not as mad as the leader of the group doing "This little piggy went to market" and changing the roast beef to a tofu burger. I used to mutter "bacon sandwich" under my breath to DS instead....