That if someone spends £325k on buying your house the least you can do is wash your pubes off the toilet seat and flush it.

[Belleende]

Would have loved a little welcome token, instead we got this.

When we moved into our new house we found 3 bottles of wee in the cupboard and a pair of dirty pants and maggots in the recycling bin.
Now we just get bailiffs knocking for the previous owners every so often.

When I bought my last house (8.2 mil) one of the toilets in the servants' wing had a stain below the waterline.

I instructed my solicitors to sue immediately.

all this talk of 'buying' houses - frightfully common

we inherited ours - prior to that we lived rent free in a cottage on the estate - well I say cottage but with 6 bedrooms it was more of a small manor house - nothing as luxurious as the grand house we got when Pops passed on though - pip pip!

Fgs just clean it and get over it. There are a million things to do when moving out or in. I am guessing that they simply didn't have time or didn't even bloody think about cleaning loo. Talking about being disrespected because the loo was dirty is absolutely ridiculous.

Probably the estate agent used it , or a tradesman.

yy must be because as we all know tradesmen are filthy and never pull the chain.

plus they are known for their luxuriant yet shedding pubes. Tradesmen are sort of pube-labradors, if you will.

You should have seen our house when we moved in: filthy, minus carpets, light fittings and with a garage, cellar and garden full of junk. Oh and a filthy fridge complete with ice box full of ice, old chic ices and frozen chips. Oh and three feet of muck (from the tray upwards) on the inside of the shower cubicle doors. We are in a soft water area.

Stop taking revolting photos of the loo and just clean it.

Them leaving the place filthy and the toilet full of pubes and stale urine feels like my home has been disrespected

No them disrespecting you would be taking a giant shit on the floor.

It's not even "full of pubes" and one quick flush and the "stale urine" would be gone.

Seriously OP I'm assuming you would have bleached and wiped the toilet anyway regardless. So whats the issue? Aside from you severely embarrassing yourself.

@ pube Labradors !!

Hahahaha!

In four house moves I have never moved into a clean home (although I've always left the previous place clean).

That bog is minging but it doesn't surprise me and at least whoever left it hit the target unlike the previous owner here who was never sober enough to get closer than the corner of the bathroom floor.

There were pubes on the bathroom floor of the house we bought. I thought it was pretty rude of the previous owners not to clean them up too.

When I moved in to my house I had to remove dozens and dozens of staples from a skirting board in one of the bedrooms where the previous
pot-heads tenants had stapled tin foil all over the walls to grow their cannabis

Just to add, while I was pregnant I had to share the work toilet (just the one bog!) with 5 blokes and I was prone to UTIs as well so had no choice but to use it... I had to do a lot of flushing and a lot of bleaching.

It's a loo, it has a pube and worse still someones pissed in it rip it out and get a new one...
Does it even matter, it wasn't your house when the pube and piss were left!

Whenever we've moved I've always tried to leave them lovely and clean, but when we bought the house we're in now the previous owners had let it go to pot a little and there was dried weetabix-cement all over the kitchen (including the ceiling - which I can't even begin to understand). I forgave them though; she was pregnant with DC3, her DH worked away abroad constantly and she looked like she was having a right old shitty time of it trying to sort it all solo. A quick clean up never killed anyone, a couple of hours going over it and it was lovely.

No them disrespecting you would be taking a giant shit on the floor

She hasn't checked the wardrobes yet ...

Òooh split AIBU. It wasn't just the loo. They didn't wipe a single surface, crap in the drawers, garden full of junk. I am peeved not only because by my not that fastidious standards they have left the place really grimy, but also because we let them have extra time to move on completion day. I could have been a bitch and demanded the keys at noon but didn't and they couldn't even be arsed to flush the toilet (they moved themselves). Leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

they crapped in your draws

leaves a bad taste in my mouth
This is why i use a loo brush.

Least it wasn't a shit....

I do wonder why, if you thought it was so disgusting, you think MN would want to see a pic of it

Is there a water meter at the house?