Nipple covers shaped like flower petals, dick protector for mankini use, and MINGE colouring kits? WTF

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That ad, for Cucchini, blimey, my eyes....

And breathe. Now I know what a Camel Toe in a bikini is, and how to avoid this terrible problem.

Not a dick protector, and vag conceiler. silly me.

What ad?

I squarish one on the right hand side.

It cant have followed me from another website, I had NO clue about these products before I clicked on the ad, out of curiosity.

All the other ads I see are Persil, Easy Jet, First Choice, and some pet stuff.

We use nipple petals, I am a face/body painter.

Just you OP, I've got an ad for Mitsubishi Outlander, I can't drive.

Well, at least I now know what they could be used for!

Ah, got ad-blocker. Rather pleased in this case!

No ads here. Ad-blocker app.

I've got Brittany Ferries. If I click, will I get French minge colouring kits?

(That's minge colouring kits originating from France. Not French minges in the form of colouring kits.)

Mine is for the saatchi art website.

What have you been looking at, OP

I was hoping this would be another inappropriate wedding present thread.

Gobby!

I dont know, I have been trying to plan holidays!

Maybe this company has latched on to me thinking that I need to get my minge is shape before I go in the sun, or wear nipple petals rather than bikinis??

Mine is for the saatchi art website.

Snort.

It is. Wanky but true.

Well, was. Now it's that fecking red nose Persil bittle.

Bottle

Well, maybe you have been googling icing sugar, Nigella, cupcakes or domestic goddesses, or something.

Wow thats some shopping list

I use nipple covers when not wearing a bra. The flower shape stops them bunching up and showing through your clothes.

Everything the OP talks about is mentioned in this article:

www.cracked.com/article_19055_7-bizarre-products-dressing-up-your-genitals.html

eek!

Hmm...where exactly have you been looking to go on holiday? A search history of certain tourist resorts might explain the ads.

expedia, last minute dot com, thompson, first choice.

I have been looking at hotels in Oslo, Stockholm, Paris!

Holidays on Gran Canaria!

With the kids.

Oh, and Seville.