Nipple covers shaped like flower petals, dick protector for mankini use, and MINGE colouring kits? WTF

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That ad, for Cucchini, blimey, my eyes....

Ad blocker?

There is an app?

I am going in search of it...

Hmm. So not magaluf then? And you've not been looking at kinky stuff?

Lol - no kinky stuff at all! I am ANCIENT!

Let me tell you, that website was an education. Now I know what an ignorant prude I am.

Maybe they are just marketing to the totally wrong demographic?

I just get a boring IT thing about migrating applications :(

Out of interest, what colours did the minge colouring kits come in? .

I did not read in detail. I was worried that my web filter would kick in, and systems admin come down on me like a ton of cyber bricks.