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To be absolutely fuming that once again Idris fucking elba was in my town and I didn't know?

61 replies

Ledkr · 01/03/2015 17:00

The fucking audacity of the man!!
The SECOND TIME I tell you!
I'd have missed the bloody voice battles had I known.
I'm savage

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MrsBungle · 01/03/2015 19:39

Oh he would be a marvellous bond. Wink

birobenny · 01/03/2015 20:00

Well I guess the hotel is local to somewhere...

BIWI · 01/03/2015 20:02

Honey

How fast can MrsDV run? Just checking ...

Capricorn76 · 01/03/2015 20:07

He's beautiful. That's all I'm going to say on the matter.

NynaevesSister · 01/03/2015 20:21

So so so pretty and he seems really nice and is all round talented. The whole package. Fwoarrrr.

Ledkr · 01/03/2015 20:56

bobian is your friend mad?
I'd have gone and dh just said he couldn't blame me if I did Grin

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SycamoreMum · 01/03/2015 21:05

I've met him. He came to our tv station to film a segment. He looked at my boobies (they are magnificent).

His voice alone had me shivering in delight.

Honeydragon · 01/03/2015 21:12

BiWi

When I comes to Idris it would look to the naked eye like she'd teleported.

BIWI · 01/03/2015 21:36

That's what I was worried about, Honey ...

NotTheKitchenAgainPlease · 01/03/2015 21:41

Idris in the purple jumper on the Sky advert

And I loved him cancelling the apocalypse in Pacific Rim. He is magnificent.

workhouse · 01/03/2015 21:44

He's a very attractive gentleman.

Ledkr · 01/03/2015 21:44

You're all liars!! You've not met him at all.
In fact at some point Id have been breathing the same air as him!!
It's me he wants really, I'm fabulous

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jonicomelately · 01/03/2015 21:46

Bobian123 Your friend should be given some sort of award for exercising that degree of self-control or a medal for being the world's biggest idiot

ClaudetteWyms · 01/03/2015 21:47

YANBU.

Nothing to add, just yes please to that ^^ picture...

And Bobian your friend is clearly insane Confused

thornrose · 01/03/2015 21:49

He is mine...end of.

ScrambledSmegs · 01/03/2015 22:19

Apparently he used to go to the Hope & Anchor in Upper St quite a lot. I don't know if he still does but it might be a good place to start your stalking...

It's a complete dive, but worth it if he does happen to be there.

Nancy66 · 01/03/2015 22:21

He sent someone I know a picture of himself. It had more than just his face in it.

ScrambledSmegs · 01/03/2015 22:22
Shock

Oh my.

DollyTwat · 01/03/2015 22:38

Local people are posting pics of themselves with him on Twitter

I can't bear it

LuluJakey1 · 01/03/2015 22:40

Who is he?

southeastastra · 01/03/2015 22:42

he's very nice.

i live in a town that is very close to celebs and when i think of who i missed i get so mad, but then again you wouldn't want your fantasies tarnished by them being real and all Grin

FenellaFellorick · 01/03/2015 22:43

mmm I would do naughty, naughty things to that man.

FenellaFellorick · 01/03/2015 22:45

mine. mine mine mine.

To be absolutely fuming that once again Idris fucking elba was in my town and I didn't know?
Lemondrizzletwunt · 01/03/2015 22:47
FenellaFellorick · 01/03/2015 22:48

please remain on the other side of the velvet rope.

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