To be absolutely fuming that once again Idris fucking elba was in my town and I didn't know?

[Ledkr]

The fucking audacity of the man!!
The SECOND TIME I tell you!
I'd have missed the bloody voice battles had I known.
I'm savage

[Sazzle41]

According to Daily Hate Mail today, he is filiming new series of Luther as we speak.... drools and gets rather breathlesss in anticipation...(while going on google map and looking upper 'utter dive' Hope & Anchor in Upper St)

[Ledkr]

Show off!!
My do looks like Adam Levine but I'd still prefer Idris

[Grokette]

My DH thinks he looks like Idris Elba too. If we're being honest, however, he looks more like Cleveland from Family Guy

[iLoveFlop]

My DP has been told he looks like Idris by a fair few people.


He's on my laminated list. (Idris that is, not DP)

[Notpregnantjusttubby]

Ahhhh Idris Elbaaaa ............................ Sorry what was the question?

[ArabellaStrange]

Yy to Idris, he is literally the only male celeb type that I drool over. Because he is almost godlike in his attractiveness. Doubt he will ever come to my town though and if he did I would probably only find out about it afterwards.

[Honeydragon]

So is your RL name Barry, Ledker?

[EllenJanesthickerknickers]

I have it on good authority that he was having lunch in Cowley Manor yesterday. Sigh, shame I wasn't...

[Ledkr]

It says "marry me ledkr"

Ok so he went to Nandos. Turns out he's friends with someone who I vaguely know, one step closer then ladies

[Nancy66]

what does that tattoo say? it looks like 'Barry'

[Ledkr]

I'm a bit unsure of the pic of him erotically ripping open his marks and Spencer's taupe cardigan

I'm sorry but I saw him first all of you, I was lusting over Stringer Bell whilst pregnant with dd.

[FenellaFellorick]

please remain on the other side of the velvet rope.

[Lemondrizzletwunt]

[FenellaFellorick]

mine. mine mine mine.

[FenellaFellorick]

mmm I would do naughty, naughty things to that man.

[southeastastra]

he's very nice.

i live in a town that is very close to celebs and when i think of who i missed i get so mad, but then again you wouldn't want your fantasies tarnished by them being real and all

[LuluJakey1]

Who is he?

[DollyTwat]

Local people are posting pics of themselves with him on Twitter

I can't bear it

[ScrambledSmegs]

Oh my.

[Nancy66]

He sent someone I know a picture of himself. It had more than just his face in it.

[ScrambledSmegs]

Apparently he used to go to the Hope & Anchor in Upper St quite a lot. I don't know if he still does but it might be a good place to start your stalking...

It's a complete dive, but worth it if he does happen to be there.

[thornrose]

He is mine...end of.

[ClaudetteWyms]

YANBU.

Nothing to add, just yes please to that ^^ picture...

And Bobian your friend is clearly insane

[jonicomelately]

Bobian123 Your friend should be given some sort of award for exercising that degree of self-control or a medal for being the world's biggest idiot

[Ledkr]

You're all liars!! You've not met him at all.
In fact at some point Id have been breathing the same air as him!!
It's me he wants really, I'm fabulous