To start the thread of all threads? Lighthearted!

[Sister77]

My mil blocked my drive on my wedding day whilst wearing a white flowing dress with a car full of uninvited family members?
Does this cover it? Parking, weddings and mil? All my favourites in one great thread!
Need to know what happens next!

Not in my space you won't. I'll get NAR and FONAR to deal with you.

Jeremy Kyle would be really interested in these shenanigans!

Does MIL have a job?

I hope she doesn't hire a cleaner especially since she hasn't got a job!

(a) I'm a bloke and (b) I've not been on MN that long, but shouldn't there be a goat somewhere about this thread?

The goat is at home watching the 50 inch flat screen tv eating a takeaway.

If she does hire a cleaner will in be on the contract to dust the vases of decorative twigs around the house?

Will her husband mind her hiring a cleaner though?

These uninvited family members in the car -YABU if you didn't invite plus ones... and children. .... and siblings. .. and you need to make sure they all get a free bar, canapés and party bags.
Oh, but YABU if you are spending more than £500 on your wedding. . You probably use a chicken for less than 4 family meals too

Is it OK if we have a lavatory brush just to clean up after the goat?

Tobyjugg only if you have a proper discussion about it with OH first and agree upon how to go forward! MIL may not approve though!

How often does MIL wash though? Is it 2 times a day or is she a minger that only does it once?

It may be worth mentioning to her that her lack of washing is making people dislike her and actually, all though she can't smell herself, she makes you boak

I popped into MIL breifly last weekend for a quick roast dinner and to collect mine and DH ironing and she hadn't brushed the cats teeth.

AIBU to stop sending DCs there of a weekend based on such poor hygiene?

She wears her shoes in the house!

You should go no contact. And if dp doesn't agree he is EA. LTB.

Btw not getting the goat references, so if anyone would post a link or point me in the right direction, I would be very grateful!

MrsDumbledore I don't get them either. It's just that I've noticed odd references to goats scattered widely thoroughout MN threads for no apparent reason.

Tobbyjug and MrsDumbledore apparently someone, somewhere, used the perfectly inocuos term "it really gets my goat" in relationship To something on some or other thread and it just exploded is now all over MN, you literally can't avoid it.

Did she park in a parent and child space?

Thank you AdoraBell My regards to Mr von Lipwig

If it isn't all on Facebook - it didn't happen.

The DNDN 's teenage son was watching the whole thing out of the window while smoking a joint with his GF. Should I get the local police to come and chat to him about drugs ? Should I tell GF's mum she stayed over last night - she's 15 and he's 18.

Thanks Tobyjugg he will be pleased that someone has remembered him

I'm a bit worried about all this time MIL seems to be spending with the kids ... I do hope this isn't in term time??

Btw mil is a headteacher who won't authorise holidays for her own dgc! She won't park on her own drive and has put penguin bollards in place to make sure no one else does!

Bet she didn't look like she gave a shit either.