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[Sister77]

My mil blocked my drive on my wedding day whilst wearing a white flowing dress with a car full of uninvited family members?
Does this cover it? Parking, weddings and mil? All my favourites in one great thread!
Need to know what happens next!

Momagain1

HOUSE

did you get all the cliches in?

perhaps we should throw in a fottfsofawygtfosm

LTB

I bet t your SIL is to blame tbh. She sounds a right cow.

I guarantee that one of your dcs will have had their first haircut courtesy of MIL, complete with wonky fringe, when you do get to wedding venue. Without your permission.

Did she put a poem through your letter box demanding cash so she could go to the Carribean?

Maybe she has special needs.

I hope you have made all your bridesmaids pay for their own outfits and that the hen do was ten days away in Oz, which they had to fork out for too, including group bungee jumping at AUS$200 each and a private guided moonlit Sydney Harbour Bridge walk at premium prices. None of them had enough annual leave and had to negotiate unpaid leave on pain of death.

Watch your MIL doesn't kidnap your DCs and have them immunised against their will, followed by a trip to claire's accessories for ear-piercing of your one-year-old.

My MiL threw away my wedding cake and replaced it with her own disgusting,soggy Lemon Drizzle Cake.

Complain to NHS.

And I presume the wedding is in a castle in the middle of nowhere, and you have thrown a stop because your best friend, who is expecting twins the next day, has decided it might be unsafe to be stranded 80 miles from the nearest hospital.
Does she not realise it's your special day?

Why did I not get the correct Doilly invitation. Was this reserved for special
Friends. Am I not a special friend after pruning your lady garden for yo.

Now come on Clockingoff, the best friend has surely been dropped in disgust because she will ruin the photos and detract from the bride due to her heavily pregnant state. How dare she conceive until after the OP has returned from the guest funded honeymoon having POAS and arranged a gender announcement shower for herself.

Yabu. They probably all have hidden ddisabilities
And what will you do with your goat while at the wedding.

And she's reading my copy of the daily mail! While riding my horse being chased by her aggressive dog!

Late to the party but HAHAHAHAHAHAH AT MOTHER IN LAW In a sling.

Well I just hope the section of the guest list who have been invited to the ceremony, and to the disco ten hours later, don't get all mardy about having to kill time in a place with no restaurants or coffee shops. Surely they can bring a few packets of crisps with them, to keep them going?

YABU to have no spelling or grammatical errors in your op. How are the grammar nazis supposed to feel good about themselves, if you don't help them a little? Selfish and mean spirited of you, and possibly passive aggressive as well.

Look clockingof! I could of ad plenny of mestakes could I not of? I was trying ta b Pacific

Rear facing car seat for DC who's 10

YABU and sound grabby, entitled and narcissistic

Your MIL is perfectly entitled to wear an ivory lace gown with a 5 foot trail to your wedding if she likes

And if you didn't send 'save the dates' to everyone on your street a year in advance you have no right to expect your drive to be unblocked

Well how many times has mil showered and washed her towels whilst blocking your drive?
are you a sahm or wohm?
Did you offer her real coffee or instant?

I feel like you are drip feeding. ..

What I want to know i whether the MIL was smoking

And couldn't she have cycled to the venue (in a thoroughly irresponsible manner, of course) ...

Look she was in the sling but sil was carrying her in the horse. Sil was smoking and reading the dmail whilst updating fbook!
Which bit do you not understand??? Why am drip feeding dumble?
Il fight you on the car park!