To think If Mumsnet were a country

[Bannalebasadi]

We would be living in a country unlike all others. Most posters' children eat healthy (despite obesity stats), no one ever admits to being married to a man who does not pay child support(dispite the many threads about fathers(mostly) absconding from responsibility)without justifying it, we have no Wendy on here, none of us or our children are bullies, our children can speak at 5 months old and are all top of the class, etc

Am I unreasonable to think somethings on here are beyond belief in relation to what happens outside of MN?

All small boys will wear dresses and princess costumes and girls will only be allowed to wear tutus if the accessories include wellies and a dinosaur t shirt.

I know you're being light hearted about it and, yes, from reading AIBU & Chat you would think that some people never put a well-heeled Jimmy Choo out of place.

If it's frustrating you & you want to converse with more 'normal' people try some of the other topics. SN especially. People are very normal & very supportive of each other there, in general.

Yes, and I am sure there would be no need for Facebook or The Daily Mail as nobody here actually uses either of them...

This suit would be issued as standard for anyone visiting the lovely 5* AIBU Resort. I am currently waiting to put mine on following my NC

GymBum 5* AIBU Resort