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NAR appreciation and crazy parking lady thread 2

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Nannyplum2015 · 19/02/2015 20:36

Just thought I'd start another thread as the other one looks like it will fill up soon! NDN has knocked again at NAR's house with no reply. I think she may be getting the message!

Can someone link the old thread as not sure how to do it.

Thanks

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bobbyjoe · 21/02/2015 21:45

"Are you German?" - you should have responded "No, are you thick?" What is wrong with this woman?! Glad she moved it - I would have told her look what happened last time, do you want that again? Tell her to stay out of it. You have two parking spaces for two cars or one car plus a visitor's space, not for her. I cannot believe the cheek of this woman.

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 21/02/2015 21:46

Bloody Hell Shock

So instead of "well you did say I could use your other parking space before I was such a massive pain in the arse "

she's "don't be so precious, I got there first. Pick the bones out of THAT , sunlounge hogger"

This is WAR !

Momagain1 · 21/02/2015 21:55

Cake here pass it round. Despite appearances, it's a chocolate fudge cake.

Manic3mum · 21/02/2015 21:58

I LOVE the beach towel idea - could you please get them in black red and yellow stripe Grin

abuhamzamouse · 21/02/2015 22:07

Can you get your NAR diet coke man to dress up in lederhosen and you can drape a German flag from your window.

Loving this thread..

BossWitch · 21/02/2015 22:11

This thread just keeps on giving!

NDN is a dense bitch. But she's at least responding to being told to move it now.

Do you know if she ever got the letter from the management company OP?

Littlecaf · 21/02/2015 22:31

Thanks everyone for your congrats shamelessly hijacks thread Am currently on 2 hourly feeds with jaundiced baby so if OP can make NAR can come out again please I'm up for a little more action tonight......

AlpacaLypse · 21/02/2015 22:31

Thank you!!!!

I posted a couple of times on the old thread, which didn't come through. Hope this one makes it.

AlpacaLypse · 21/02/2015 22:36

Hugs for Littlecaf and her slightly yellow baby, beastly isn't it!?

My former jaundiced baby is currently revising for its GCSEs and slamming doors at regular intervals. How time flies...

OP She'll be back... She's bonkers in the same way as my mum's neighbour, zero empathy and reads the Daily Mail selectively.

Thumbwitch · 21/02/2015 22:49

OMG - I also didn't think it was over but thought she'd give it a couple more days at least!!

So clearly she IS dim as she failed to accept/ understand that the parking spaces are ALLOCATED.

Nanny - you did brilliantly but I am still in favour of you painting your number on your spaces, just to reinforce the point and while you're at it, do the same with your wheelie bin if you have one or she'll start using that when hers is full too!!

TheOneWiththeNicestSmile · 21/02/2015 23:37

maybe it's the word "allocated" that she's having problems with

if (do I mean if? or when??? Shock) there are any further problems try using the word "property", Nanny

as in "those parking spaces are my property, they belong to me, for my use, it's my land, if you park there you are trespassing"

skyeskyeskye · 21/02/2015 23:59

Please do put beach towels out Grin

Then go and knock on her door, go in, make a cup of tea and watch her tv. Point out that just coz the deeds say it's her house, that doesn't mean anything and you can use her house if you want to Grin

SirChenjin · 22/02/2015 08:32

Just caught up with this - my phone went funny last night and missed out a whole chunk of the thread around Nanny's "are you German" update. Is she genuinely really thick, or does she just have a brass neck of no particular size to match the rest of her body of no particular size?? Shock

Hopefully she's got the message now not really as I've enjoyed this thread tremendously

TheDailyWail · 22/02/2015 08:46

If you are going to paint your number on your space, NAR needs to have his numbers done too.

You may want to get NAR to ask NDN if she would want her numbers painted on her space so that she has no need to be confused anymore.

var123 · 22/02/2015 09:15

Am I the only one who keeps seeing Neighbour Dear Neighbour instead of next door neighbour? It throws me every time.

(Obviously, she's not the only one who is a slow learner! )

thewomaninwhite · 22/02/2015 09:29

You go Op! Your neighbour is unbelievable!

SoupDragon · 22/02/2015 09:38

It's clear she doesn't understand that the parking spaces are owned rather than just a free for all. Of course, had she said something other than "do I look like I give a shit?" at the start and entered into a conversation instead, all this could have been avoided.

WireCat · 22/02/2015 09:41

Well hang some German flags from your cars & windows! Grin

She really is thick as mince.

ChristmasEveSteve · 22/02/2015 09:43

I said on the old thread that she doesnt understand that you own your spaces! Every time she is feeling a bit tired or cunty she will park there because in her head they are just spaces people 'prefer'.

ChristmasEveSteve · 22/02/2015 09:47

You could paint your numbers in German!

Marcelinewhyareyousomean · 22/02/2015 10:14

If it's first come, first served then get some visitors to fill all of the parking spaces whilst she is out (including hers). What a dollop.

Pepperpot99 · 22/02/2015 10:30

Wow she is a thick bint....not to mention racist!

Footle · 22/02/2015 14:30

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MsAdorabelleDearheartVonLipwig · 22/02/2015 14:41

Well you could write ein, zwei, drei, etc I guess. Grin

Didactylos · 22/02/2015 15:37

paint them in Gothic script?
might take some doing