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NAR appreciation and crazy parking lady thread 2

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Nannyplum2015 · 19/02/2015 20:36

Just thought I'd start another thread as the other one looks like it will fill up soon! NDN has knocked again at NAR's house with no reply. I think she may be getting the message!

Can someone link the old thread as not sure how to do it.

Thanks

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Damnautocorrect · 21/02/2015 17:09

Don't be nice, that didn't work last time. So just tell her to move her fucking car

NeitherHereOrThere · 21/02/2015 17:10

Bloody cheek. Tell her to move or she will get blocked in.

ColdJerseySpud · 21/02/2015 17:11

Get her moved!!!

sockmatcher · 21/02/2015 17:11

Just go over now and tell her move it or you will be blocked or towed.

SirChenjin · 21/02/2015 17:12

Tell her she's in your space and that she needs to move her car. She has lost all right to neighbourly favours with her cuntish behaviour.

TheReluctantCountess · 21/02/2015 17:13

"You need to move your car from my space now."

No please, no asking.

HoldingtheFortress · 21/02/2015 17:16

Hate to say we told you so... but I did get a feeling that given her utterly dense / arrogant response to NAR, that she had got the message not to park in NAR's space but hadn't quite got the message as to why she shouldn't, and therefore would have no qualms about using your space.

She really doesn't understand that they're private parking spaces does she?

In her head it went something like "Hmm NAR doesn't want me parking in his space, so I won't. Now where else is fractionally closer to my house than my own space.. Ooh here we go".

I hope you can tackle her OP, but please explain to her that it's not just a case of you and NAR not wanting her to park there, but it is in fact a case of each house has private parking spaces allocated to them, and hers is over there, and yours is here.

thanks NDN for carrying on being a complete tit so that this thread continues

Jacana · 21/02/2015 17:17

"I originally offered you our spare space in good faith, but that was before you were so intolerably rude. I now retract that offer. Please move your car NOW and never use my spaces again. Thank you."

And walk away...

Cheeky cowAngry

EnlightenedOwl · 21/02/2015 17:17

Go and tell her to move now, she parks in her space only and if she doesn't will be blocked in for longer next time.

littleleftie · 21/02/2015 17:17

Hooray!!!!!

Sorry

Boredinchippenham · 21/02/2015 17:18

Are we not entertained!!!Grin

monkeyfacegrace · 21/02/2015 17:19

Corrrr it's like a boil that keeps refilling. Endless pleasure!

Go knock, now! I'm waiting for an update. And I'm also due to give birth so if you could hurry along that would be great.

monkeyfacegrace · 21/02/2015 17:20

And please tell us whereabouts you live. I have a large 4x4 that would pull the foreskin off the devil, and would happily pop on over.

HoldingtheFortress · 21/02/2015 17:28

"You're in my space. I think NAR has already explained to you that these are private spaces. You need to move your car now please"

If she protests about you previously having offered her the use of your space, just say

"Sorry, I've changed my mind. I need the space, please don't ever park there again"

She's thick OP, you need to make it really clear.

HoldingtheFortress · 21/02/2015 17:29

Oh and please go and snitch to NAR so that he can come to your rescue if needs be!

oneowlgirl · 21/02/2015 17:32

I would be going crazy right now - tell her to move her fucking car immediately or she'll definitely regret not doing so.

TheReluctantCountess · 21/02/2015 17:37

Please tell us you have been to speak to her.

HoldingtheFortress · 21/02/2015 17:38

By the way OP, Ive just read my advice above and when I had a problem with my neighbour parking in my offroad driveway... MY DRIVEWAY.. i was too gutless to have a go at her about it. I Just beeped and asked her to move each time and once said something about me needing on weekends but she's ok to use it when I'm not there.

She then continued to park there on weekends.

Some people are just arrogant and stupid. And I'm totally gutless and couldn't say what needed to be said - so don't feel bad if you're not able to go over there and give her some of the responses that are suggested on this thread!

mateysmum · 21/02/2015 17:38

Rubs hands, gets out picnic chair and flask again, settles down to enjoy the next installment.

Join me in the dug out ladies.

Is Nanny round at ndn's now do you thinl?

YouBetterWerk · 21/02/2015 17:43

Budge up, matey, I've got Mini Cheddars! Smile

ShipwreckedAndComatose · 21/02/2015 17:45

You are bloody kidding me!!!! [anger]

ShipwreckedAndComatose · 21/02/2015 17:46

Sorry... Angry

var123 · 21/02/2015 17:48

I get the impression you strongly do not like confrontation. Not many people do not like it, but would it be fair to say that you have a stronger aversion to it, than say, NAR?

If that's right, would your husband be willing to go round, knock on the door, take the abuse but not leave until he's forced her to shift her car NOW!

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Nannyplum2015 · 21/02/2015 17:51

Ok so I've just knocked and said " I'm sorry but it's not convenient for you to use my space anymore, could you please move your car."

She got all huffy with me and said what is it with you lot and your precious parking spaces. It should be first come first served. Are you German?"

I said to her every parking space is allocated and the parking space is on each house deed. It's like me coming and sitting in your garden uninvited.

She said she'll park it in her space when she moves tomorrow. I told her I need it now as I have a neighbour coming round so she really huffed and puffed and moved it!

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monkeyfacegrace · 21/02/2015 17:52

Woo hoo OP you grew some bollocks Grin

Well done.