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current bf "is it the biggest you've had" me "*giggle* god no"

40 replies

egokillerbitch · 17/02/2015 17:38

So that conversation happened last night, I didn't mean to be offensive but it pretty much killed the mood and he changed his mind and went back to his to sleep.

Aibu that you shouldn't ask a question if you not ready for the answer? Stupid question anyway, he's being quiet on WhatsApp today..

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ilovesooty · 17/02/2015 17:40

Thanks for sharing.

AnyFucker · 17/02/2015 17:40

oh dear...

EstRusMum · 17/02/2015 17:41

Jesus, his ego is bigger than his cock. Hmm

HayDayRookie · 17/02/2015 17:42
Grin
DeliciousMonster · 17/02/2015 17:42

That's nice.

msgrinch · 17/02/2015 17:43

Grin ask a stupid question and all that

TheFairyCaravan · 17/02/2015 17:45

I hate Half Term!

kitchentableagain · 17/02/2015 17:49

Is he 17!? What grown man is daft enough to ask that?

Very unfortunate egokiller but he sort of had it coming...

SauvignonBlanche · 17/02/2015 17:51

It's not even half way through half term.

DustyBedhead · 17/02/2015 17:52

What is this ......Teens-R-Us???

KingJoffreyObviouslyWatchesHol · 17/02/2015 17:54

I once had a bloke pump away excitedly for 45 seconds and then ask me, "So, how was that?"

"Er... Shite. Obviously."

Confused
kittycatz · 17/02/2015 17:55

Oh dear.... he may well never be back... but you're better off without him if he is going to ask such stupid questions and not like the answer.

MaidOfStars · 17/02/2015 17:57

A man from my very ancient past once asked something along these lines. I just shrugged and lied said "About average". He looked crestfallen but there was no way I was giving him the satisfaction of the ego boost. Twat.

Sparklingbrook · 17/02/2015 18:02

Lovely.

Quiero · 17/02/2015 18:03

That's nice dear.

hopelesslydevotedtoGu · 17/02/2015 18:13

After DTD, a big headed (and big cocked) man started fishing for compliments, 'most women notice something special about me', 'I usually get some amazed reactions', when I looked blank, 'something unusually LONG....'. He was crestfallen when I said 'oh yeah, your arms are really unnaturally long, how weird, is that one of those syndromes?'.

zippey · 17/02/2015 18:13

On one hand you were truthful to his question, on the other hand, aren't loving partners supposed to help boost each other's egos and confidences?

Eg does my bum look big in this? Answer - yes it looks huge...

DadDadDad · 17/02/2015 18:15

So, this was the first time your BF made you pizza?

Chessie00 · 17/02/2015 18:20

If he randomly asked over a morning cuppa then he was deserving a brutally honest response.

If it was in the throes of passion yabvu IMO and a bit mean.

BolshierAyraStark · 17/02/2015 18:22

Stupid & insensitive delivery of an answer to a stupider may have made that word up question Hmm

TyrannosaurusBex · 17/02/2015 18:26

Grin at pizza!

StillStayingClassySanDiego · 17/02/2015 18:29

Interesting. Hmm

ARoomWithoutAView · 17/02/2015 19:34

Well, why would any woman want to sail round the Caribbean in an Oil Tanker?

GatoradeMeBitch · 17/02/2015 21:42

You wouldn't want to sail round the Caribbean in a dinghy either! Grin

I once - struggling for any kind of compliment - told a man it was 'average', which was generous in his case, but he managed to find several ways to feel offended about it. He wanted to know how many comparisons I'd done to come up with an average. I fobbed it off, but wanted to tell him the truth - four. Three of roughly the same size, and then your much smaller one!

Charlesroi · 17/02/2015 21:45

"Is it in yet?"

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