*Could* my aged FIL have ordered a cock ring under an alias????

[Joulea]

My neighbour's vibrating cock ring has been delivered to me by mistake. And I know this because in my absence my naughty dogs have ripped the envelope open. It's half destroyed but the address label still clearly shows where it was delivered to. To make matters worse, I don't recognise the name - and a vibrating cock ring is really not the sort of thing you can put through any old neighbour's door. Especially seeing as on one side there was a bereavement at the weekend, and on the other side live.........my ex-in-laws.

What shall I do?! Help!

I think that may be the point Bells...

im still non the wiser

Cock rings are for those people who want sex to go on for ages and ages. Men should just do the deed as quickly as possible, pull their trousers up, apologise profusely, then leave.

apologise profusely yeah and thanks for coming

I've only ever tried the vibrating ones with DH and they are quite stretchy so don't cut off the blood supply. There may be other ones that do they sound a bit scary

tiggy cock rings are for people who haven't discovered The Archers omnibus and therefore have nothing better to do with their time.

Thats what I've been missing Revolting! I used to insist we listened to The Archers in the car when I was a child my mum was very but let me.

Refer to it as "your special bracelet" and enquire politely if it is to help with his arthritis

Just how big do you think this cock ring is?

There will be some disappointed people waiting eagerly on their post for the next few days.
I hope this special package is for FIL
And that eventually he battles the jack Russells in the neighbourhood to get it.

squoosh thank you for making me laugh!

Anyone else googled cock ring?

Yes I've given Google Images a thorough investigation.

Oh dear. Some poor sod has probably ordered this in the hope it will help him with erectile dysfunction he's too embarrassed to go to the gp about. Stop dicking about, summon up your dogged determination, and go ring their (door) bell.

Personally, I'd deny all knowledge... but that would make for a more boring thread.

'Cock rings are for those people who want sex to go on for ages and ages. Men should just do the deed as quickly as possible, pull their trousers up, apologise profusely, then leave.'

My Jack Russell would love to steal a cock ring too- definitely the sort

I so want to know what happened!