There is a nun in my seat

[Azquilith]

Reserved. Train chocka. AIBU to ask her to move?

Wrecking she's a nun, if you can't trust God to look after your bag who can you trust? Besides, anyone who dared steal it would probably turn into a pillar of salt.

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Embarrassment reigns at evensong as Sister Assumpta farts during the Nunc Dimittis