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To want to climb Hozier like a tree?

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MrsFring · 11/02/2015 19:41

Just look at him! For the love of God!

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ANewMein2015 · 12/02/2015 08:58

Theres a video half way down this link of Sergei Polunin's ballet performance to "Take me to Church." Now HE is someone I would like.... (and I've never normally fancied someone with tattoos....)

www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/theatre-dance/news/watch-sergei-polunin-perform-stunning-ballet-dance-to-hozier-hit-take-me-to-church-10038159.html

The80sweregreat · 13/02/2015 16:12

Had to google him.. Looks like a young Bob Geldof. I like the church song. I could be his mum so its a no from me! ( agree he sounds black when he sings, i thought the same with Megan Trainor who sang the bass song)

MegCleary · 13/02/2015 17:11

BlushBlushBlush

Had one of those dreams about him last night, twas good......very good....

packofbaloobas · 13/02/2015 17:40

Ye do realise that he is gay and so climbing him would be pretty fruitless?

MegCleary · 13/02/2015 17:47

IS he, I read somewhere he was shagging Taylor Swift

MrsFring · 13/02/2015 17:59

Not gay. His song was inspired by his break up with first girlfriend; not me, tragically. All the gay references are about his horror of homophobia and the current barbarity in Russia. I'm trying to will myself into dreaming about him tonight. Will report back.

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Grumpyoldblonde · 13/02/2015 18:01

Hozier is NOT gay!! but if he was, so what? I doubt any of us will ever get the chance to er, clamber him!

MegCleary · 13/02/2015 18:01

Well worth it MrsFringWink

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 13/02/2015 18:04

He might scrub up okay haircut wouldn't go amiss

MrsFring · 13/02/2015 18:05

Get y'mucky paws off him, tonight he's mine.

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MegCleary · 13/02/2015 18:08

He may be knackered after last night MrsFring WinkGrin

MrsFring · 13/02/2015 18:09

Yeah, yeah, yeah....

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MegCleary · 13/02/2015 18:12

My sister introduced me to his music bless her. We are off to Slane in May to see him and the Foo's. Now he Dave and I would be a night......

AllBoxedUp · 13/02/2015 18:12

Is he in the video? Some of the comments on here seem to say he is. The guy who does all the running in the video is lovely but the pictures I've seen of Hozier online don't do it for me - he looks a bit greasy.

MrsFring · 13/02/2015 18:14

It's me, him and Mark Rylance at my gaff tonight. All intellectual like.

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vicarinatutu · 13/02/2015 18:14

he is younger than my son.....

packofbaloobas · 13/02/2015 18:25

He is gay.sorry! Saw an interview with him on irish tv and he was talking about being gay.

Nevergrowingup · 13/02/2015 18:48

Far too old to be posting this, but who cares! Grin. Tells you all you need to know.

To want to climb Hozier like a tree?
MrsFring · 13/02/2015 18:50

Ahem. He's not. Read the interview at the Grammy nominations; he says he doesn't even have that many LGBT friends but feels passionately about bigotry. Not that his being gay would make any difference to our plans for tonight.

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Schoolaroundthecorner · 13/02/2015 18:53

I think he has said he isn't gay but why would it matter anyway, it's not like anyone here thinks they have a shot with him Grin

MrsFring · 13/02/2015 18:56
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Schoolaroundthecorner · 13/02/2015 19:05

Sorry MrsFring I'm sure you are the exception Grin

PTAblues · 13/02/2015 19:10

Oh god no. He looks like one of the Hothouse Flowers - if anyone remembers them. He'll be pulling out a tin whistle next.
And his name sounds like tights. Which makes me think of the world gusset and there is nothing attractive about the word gusset.

I'm sure he's a lovely boy.

MegCleary · 13/02/2015 19:13

Ah Liam o'Maoili fancied him too

MegCleary · 13/02/2015 19:15

Liam Ó Maonlaí better spelling

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