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To want to climb Hozier like a tree?

75 replies

MrsFring · 11/02/2015 19:41

Just look at him! For the love of God!

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CharlesRyder · 11/02/2015 20:37

Have you watched this?

Now, the boy in tights I could spread on my toast.

FoxgloveFairy · 11/02/2015 20:39

Gorgeous. Disturbingly though, I'd be more likely to matchmaker him with my niece! He's less than half my age, and I could only think of him in a slightly maternal way. God help me I'm old! Smile

ClaudetteWyms · 11/02/2015 20:50

I am also very very old but YAsoNBU - the height, voice, beard/hair combo, he's just so very erm, climbable...

ddubsgirl77 · 11/02/2015 20:56

The song is just fab! Hes nice eye candy too

MrsFring · 11/02/2015 21:00

I normally go the maternal route too; I watched Jesse in Breaking Bad and wanted merely to tidy his room and iron his hoody... But this.. I must be on heat.

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RunsWithScissors · 11/02/2015 21:14

Wonderful voice. DH and I saw them play in Oxford last month. Brilliant show. Strangely don't fancy him though (singer, not DH), as he is the type I would have ousted after in my 20s

NoArmaniNoPunani · 11/02/2015 21:22

This thread reminds me of this

MrsFring · 11/02/2015 21:25

Thanks a bloody million!

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GreyjoysAnatomy · 11/02/2015 21:27

I'm less than a year older than him Shock

Still not my type though.

sliceofsoup · 11/02/2015 21:53

Just looked up the ex on fb. Hes now fat and bald, so erm....he did look like Hozier. :o

MrsMot · 11/02/2015 21:54

Album is brilliant, he is lush. Saw him on Graham Norton. Yum.

SqueezyCheeseWeasel · 11/02/2015 21:59

He looks greasy. Ick

QueenFuri · 11/02/2015 22:01

I so would but hes too young and I an only 28!! quite fancy a toyboy

LikeIcan · 11/02/2015 22:03

Nah. Nothing sexy about him ( apart from the brilliantly dirty 'take me to church'

Smallcogbigwheel · 11/02/2015 22:08

I thought mehhh
Thought this was last year when DSis was raving about him.

Then she bought me his album.

He is amazing and the more I listen …

While I love take me to church I prefer angel of small death and the codeine scene or Jackie and Wilson.

Smallcogbigwheel · 11/02/2015 22:09

Oh and if you like him music wise try The Coronas. And Bell X One

Rabbishes · 11/02/2015 22:19

Googled and he does nothing for me.

I've seen the video of the ballet boy though, my DC love it so I've been letting them watch it whenever they want. Totally for the sake of the kids. Totally.

FightOrFlight · 11/02/2015 22:23

Well I wouldn't fight you for him, he looks distinctly average to me.

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Schoolaroundthecorner · 12/02/2015 07:57

You picked a gawky picture there FightorFlight!

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DeeCayed · 12/02/2015 08:04

I googled and he reminds me of a scruffy person in the 1970's, does nowt for me!

FightOrFlight · 12/02/2015 08:11

School I don't think he looks an more attractive in the picture you posted up there to be honest!

I could have picked much gawkier pictures - there's a lot of them around - which would insinuate he's kind of gawky looking Grin

To want to climb Hozier like a tree?
To want to climb Hozier like a tree?
FightOrFlight · 12/02/2015 08:24

To be fair, some people don't look great in photos but are really attractive when you see them 'animated' because they have a gorgeous smile etc. I've only seen him in the pictures I googled because of this thread.

I look bloody awful in photos but I've seen myself on video (parties, weddings etc.) and thought "wow, I actually look quite good after all!".

FaFoutis · 12/02/2015 08:29

He looks just like my BIL.

polkadotsrock · 12/02/2015 08:34

Oh good lord no. Though if I closed my eyes really tightly and he sang...

Schoolaroundthecorner · 12/02/2015 08:49

Maybe just listen to the voice so FightorFlight!