I'm a baby booming fussy eater. Shoot me now.

[penniechews]

I'm starting to feel distinctly unwelcome on MN, in spite of being on here for years. AIBU?

I'm meant to be getting married next year and it's adding up to around £7k, which is more money than I've ever seen in one place!

penniechews

SoonToBe will you be changing your surname?
If no, come on in.
If yes, begone.

MadamG (sounds like a hooker) If you have laminate flooring, I think you may be a contender.

Soon that's sneaky. Trying to garner sympathy, and then admitting that you have a young man tucked away who will probably keep you in luxury for the rest of your days.

I will be changing my surname but mostly because my surname is the name of a fruit and is completely ridiculous!

Penniechews my young man earns even less a year than I do! He's a postie with the Royal Mail, whatever luxury that affords

Soon don't tell anyone ssshhhh, but my young (now old) man, was a postie too when we married.

I do have laminate in the bathroom. I think I should win however I'm not also a Net Hun...

I think I'd better get my coat.

Baby boomer
Landlord (with personal plate)
Own our own home
Hot tub
MIL
Drive a 4 x 4
I eat Gregg's sausage rolls and let my kids have them when they were growing up as well a fruit shoots.
I love MacDonalds (and fed them to my children)
Worst of all, I work in Social Work as a CP Manager.

Oh I also got married at lunch time, had a child free wedding except step children and I spent a lot of money on it. I must win now?

MadamG Did you send out invites in the form of a poem, asking for money and supplying your bank details? This is crucial.

Take note Soon

We're eloping. Running off to NYC for a 5-minute city hall ceremony with no guests and then heading to Cancun for a week - we're not even telling anyone when we're doing it. Do you think it's poor form to still ask everyone for money? In a poem, of course

You don't need money Soon. You have something that's priceless.

My list...
Baby Boomer
MIL (x2)
SM
Live in SE
Paid off mortgage
Don't eat red meat
Work in fundraising (I'm not a chugger though, so minus points)
Fatter than I ought to be
No sense of style - I go for comfort a lot of the time

I'm sure I'll think of some more soon.

YABU everyone whinges about everything on here. That's what it's here for :)

There is having a whinge and being bitter and nasty about a whole generation of people the bile some people spout is ridiculous. Btw I have laminate through out and fuck off big telly I am common

Mrsjayy What's Jezza like on a 50"?

Are you a retired health visitor? That must give you an extra special level of hate on here

How about me? I'm a boomer and my neighbour is getting a goat.

I know two people who are claiming benefits as if they are single when they aren't....and I have no plans to tell on them.

We asked for no presents at our wedding. No poem needed. We were given lots of money though.

retired health visitor HA

Baby boomer, fussy eater, landlady here. New tenants moved in at weekend and I provided new loo brushes. One of my cars is a 4x4, but def no personal plates. Am MiL x 2, offspring had child free weddings AND asked for money for travel,however, no poem. Finally, I bow to no woman in the lemon drizzle cake stakes - I stand supreme.

Getting my coat . . .

I'm never going to eat fussy food, and I don't care.

There is a special place in hell reserved just for me, apparently.

Oh and I love everyone on this thread in a very "unmumsnetty" way.
Kissy kissy
I win!

I'm a baby boomer, landlord, BMW driver.