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to think nobody needs a sculpture of their anus...

51 replies

AuntieMaggie · 08/02/2015 17:02

I mean FFS

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pineappleshortbread · 08/02/2015 17:03

Creepy

Gileswithachainsaw · 08/02/2015 17:05

I have several of those they brighten the place up lovely.

not.....

QueenBean · 08/02/2015 17:05

You know when someone asks "what do you buy for the person who has everything?"

This is truly the answer

qazxc · 08/02/2015 17:07

he started making them in chocolate first!

pineappleshortbread · 08/02/2015 17:09

I never know what I want but I know it's not this

WowserBowser · 08/02/2015 17:11

You could use it as an ash tray?

Not sure it'd be worth losing your dignity for like. Look at that pose.

MrsPeterQuill · 08/02/2015 17:44

Haha giles Grin

I find the chocolate ones more disturbing tbh...

Silvercatowner · 08/02/2015 17:46

"I don't want to get older and regret not having my butt bronzed"
Hahaha

notenoughwine · 08/02/2015 18:36

My mum was friends with my art teacher when I was at school. She was the stereotypical hippy who was into every kind of weird artsy fartsy thong you can imagine. My DH always jokes that she could have been Lady Gaga before Lady Gaga if she had just went public with all her weirdness.

I was in her house a few times as a teenager and she had moulded sculptures of vaginas and penises everywhere. No anuses that I seen, thankfully.

AuntieMaggie · 08/02/2015 20:03

It's just gross... Though QueenBean is right it could be a good present for those annoying relatives who have everything Wink a session for them to get theirs moulded that is...

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Mumoftwoyoungkids · 08/02/2015 20:08

Ok - that's just weird.

And even weirder - why would you let yourself be photographed like that?!?!

And smiling!

TheCowThatLaughs · 08/02/2015 20:57

I'm happy with never seeing my anus, let alone having it cast in bronze, and I don't think I'm unusual in that regard

CalamitouslyWrong · 08/02/2015 21:02

I'm not sure that anyone would be able to tell the difference between a custom moulded anus sculpture and an off the shelf generic anus sculpture. Why would anyone go through the indignity if having their own anus moulded, even if they wanted a anus sculpture in the first place.

I agree the chocolate anuses are more disturbing. Presumably it's bought only by (a) people taking the piss and (b) swingers looking for something to serve with coffee at their parties.

Birdsgottafly · 08/02/2015 21:30

Ok, do how did you find this and how many videos have you watched, exactly, hmm?

LittleBrownRabbit · 08/02/2015 21:45

The man that does this is clearly an arse!

FightOrFlight · 08/02/2015 21:49

I'm not sure Id want the ravages of my childbirth arse-grapes immortalised in bronze. I have an anus like a bedraggled starfish Sad

TMI?

NeedAScarfForMyGiraffe · 08/02/2015 21:51

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BabsUnited · 08/02/2015 21:52

The bloke looks like Jim Broadbent!

Feminine · 08/02/2015 22:39

It looks like a tooth crown.

It is so horrible, that they gave made me feel quite odd.

I get a weird feeling when looking at ram antlers, they have had the same effect.

iklboo · 08/02/2015 22:41

'I bought this because it reminded me of you'

'What is it?'

'Why, it's a massive arsehole!!'

NiceBitOfCheese · 08/02/2015 23:00

iklboo - you're onto something. Sod horse's heads: generic anus chocolates left on his pillow as a sign that he is about to be divorced...

OstentatiousBreastfeeder · 08/02/2015 23:07

They're oddly beautiful Confused

NeedAScarfForMyGiraffe · 08/02/2015 23:30

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plinkyplonks · 08/02/2015 23:33

Shock Just wow.

Grin
plinkyplonks · 08/02/2015 23:41

On the plus side, surely it would make an ideal Christmas present for those awkward Aunties and Uncles your not sure what to buy for - beats socks and a selection box Grin.

Or what could be more romantic than a box of anus for Valentine's day? Flowers, Wine & Biscuit

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