to think nobody needs a sculpture of their anus...

[AuntieMaggie]

I mean FFS

I've tried most kinds of choc, but nibbling on a chocolate anus is a new low, worse than the choc beer some insane friend brought me from Belgium. I hope he doesn't visit London anytime soon.

I suppose if you think the sun shines out of your arse, you might want to immortalise it for posterity - or should that be posteriority ?

If that becomes the "twigs and pebbly shit" of the late 20Teens I am taking RightMove off my favourites list.

I dunno a bronzed ballon knot might be the perfect Valentine's gift, you think he's going to pop the question but no its an immortal cast of his arsehole.

It sort of looks like two segments of a Terry's chocotate Orange.

What about this then?

www.thefrisky.com/2014-01-06/the-great-wall-of-vaginas-is-the-8th-wonder-of-the-world/

I think they'd make a nice gift.

And they take up less space than a mahoosive cock sculpture.

It's not often I am speechless.

The link wont work for me :(

Fooking nutter

ButterBrickle 'balloon knot' just made me spit out hot chocolate. That's how I'll be referring to them from now on.

KingJoffrey My art teacher had mahoosive cock sculptures that she had apparently moulded from men in Kenya in her "African room." Some of them fixed to the wall and protruding rather menacingly.

ButterBrickle - You're right about it looking like a Terry's Chocolate orange. mmmm.

Wonder if he allows a 'piles' edition?

It sort of looks like two segments of a Terry's chocolate Orange.

I'd love to see Dawn French advertising this idea!

< muses on the fact my ex is called Terry >

Goofy

It might be your internet settings - try this one:

www.buzzfeed.com/juliegerstein/you-can-get-your-anus-cast-in-bronze-if-you-want#.ueoga17Vo

I have a display of all the bronzed anuses (anusi???) I had the pleasure of enjoying on the wall my my entrance hall. I like to think of it as my entrance hall wail!!!! getit??? eh? eh?eh?

seriously though, my wall my of bronzed 'walnuts' is well classy.

I suppose it would give a new meaning to the line 'it's not Terry's it's mine'

The great wall of vaginas has been on Woman's Hour, so it must be respectable...

I have several of those they brighten the place up lovely

They do if the sun shines out of them.

Its just another type of "selfie" and I find most selfies deeply disturbing too, its like being in a perpetual state of vain teenager.

The Great Wall of vagina was trying to make a point. These seem to be merely decorative anuses.

Just so wrong!

They look like they'd be handy for holding dish towels.

Birdsgottafly jason manford shared it on fb I didn't go looking for it!

Do what?

Put your arse in brass

chores, would have to be "ass in brass" in my accent