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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

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To think that it is not on for someone to declare you do not exist? Sorry TAAT

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MrsTDino · 07/02/2015 09:19

Ok I know a TAAT is not cool but I finally get the island that time forgot hooked up to the inter webs and I find that there are people out there who will deny I even exist.
Here

Do you know how hard it is to get all this inter webs shit hooked up? And type with these stupid claws on the tiny screens that puny humans make?

I just wanted some tasty recipes FFS! now I am addicted to MN

FWIW DH and I have been happily married for 75 000 years and had a millionty babies. There are no dinosaur benefits so we have managed all by ourselves. You have no idea!

He is going to be really angry when I go and tell him that apparently We don't exist. And that our relatives graves being disturbed is not at alllll in the name of science. Oh no, there are people burying bones so that they can then have a jolly digging them up.

Ridiculous! I am ROOOOAAAAARRRRing!

So, how would you feel if someone came along and just declared that you didn't exist?! AIBU?

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GetSober · 07/02/2015 14:16

Aw dudes

Yes MrsT, sure I'll come closer. So you can grab me with your teeny tiny little arms. I DON'T think so. Nice try, prehistoric dude.

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MrsTDino · 07/02/2015 14:28

Frusso I like you, I will keep you to pick bits out of my teeth when if we become your lizardy over lords.

Notness it is a pity those birds are extinct. They were delicious!

Hooty I would love voice recognition technology, but I can't pronounce my Rs so it is naff all use to me.
I have a small well trained lizard secretary. I kept slicing up the keyboard with my big sharp claws.

Mornington you should run along and enjoy your first world life then. Sorry to have taken up your time.

Nickname you silly mammal. No I did not breast feed my young. They hatched out of eggs. I don't even have milk glands!

Sober go on, just. A . Little. Closer.....

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GetSober · 07/02/2015 14:43

Ooh, does your lizardy secretary type by flicking its tongue at the keyboard very very fast? I do the same myself.

No, I'm staying right over here thanks. But if you're very very good, I'll send you a nice mn goat for your tea.

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MrsTDino · 07/02/2015 15:55

sober she does! they learn it at secretary school. Yummy, I like goats.

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LoisWilkersonsLastNerve · 07/02/2015 16:02

You've made my day!

DeliciousIrony · 07/02/2015 16:05

HotSquashedBun You've just prompted me to re-read all the Sharon threads, has really brightened my afternoon!

morningtoncrescent62 · 07/02/2015 16:23

Meant to say, YANBU to be fed up that someone has declared your non-existence, but YABVU to roar and frighten everyone just because you're a bit put out. Would a spa day help you manage your anger?

IneedAdinosaurNickname · 07/02/2015 18:05

MrsTDino
you've passed my test. I was thinking (being that you apparently don't exist and all) that you'd fall into my trap. But you didn't.
Well that is proof enough for me that dinosaurs are in fact real

Pagwatch · 07/02/2015 18:13

Do you know Godzilla? He's my fav.

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MrsTDino · 07/02/2015 20:39

Nerve happy to oblige.

Delicious is there much about dinosaurs in the Sharon threads?

Mornington spa days are well beyond my financial capabilities sadly. A manicure alone would require a second mortgage.

Nickname you are still a silly mammal. Of course I'm real!

Pag yes, he was referenced above. His chewits addiction is a very sad thing.

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Dawndonnaagain · 07/02/2015 21:43

You're okay, there is a group especially for you on faceache: Dinosaurs against Christians who are against Dinosaurs! 3,000 members as opposed to 300, yay, you must be coming back into existence!

FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 08/02/2015 12:47

Dinosaur? Pshaw!

Crocodiles and sharks are where it's at. Dinosaurs just keel over at the treeniest meteor strike.

Too soon?

FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 08/02/2015 12:47

Treeniest?! Teeniest!

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MrsTDino · 08/02/2015 13:00

Dawn it is oh so very tempting to create a Fakebook profile for myself....

Chris I'm going to throw horses at you. I'd like to see how you survive a meteor and catastrophic weather and climate change

Well, at least some people have managed to tell me I ANBU. I appreciate that. When I told DH about the doubters spreading their gossip on MN I can't say that he was really bothered. I'm making him rake the children out late to swimming, on his own.

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ErrolTheDragon · 11/02/2015 21:24

Apologies for only just noticing your thread (is this the first time a TAAT has been linked to from the MN homepage?). As a I'm a sort of mythical relation of yours.

The good news: you're definitely real.
The bad news: you've been dead for millions of years.
The good news: this must mean there's timey-wimey stuff and maybe Dr Who is real as well?

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MrsTDino · 11/02/2015 21:53

Errol I think we're related via the lineage on my uncle Earnie's side who was the next door neighbour's, dog walker's, milkman's second cousin, from your great aunt Edith's knitting group friends.

And oooohhh .

Although I'm not convinced about your news update.

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Lurleene · 12/02/2015 16:37

Oooh, I've accidentally been to that Genesis Expo place! I was walking past on the way to the Dockyard and was lured in by the promise of a display of dino eggs.

I started reading the displays, and thought mm, not quite what I thought...read a bit more and it dawned on me that I had been tricked into coming in! Tricked I tell you! Tricked with the promise of a dino egg!

I thought 'sheee-itttt!' and slowly backed out the door with DS in tow.......

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