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AIBU?

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To think that it is not on for someone to declare you do not exist? Sorry TAAT

67 replies

MrsTDino · 07/02/2015 09:19

Ok I know a TAAT is not cool but I finally get the island that time forgot hooked up to the inter webs and I find that there are people out there who will deny I even exist.
Here

Do you know how hard it is to get all this inter webs shit hooked up? And type with these stupid claws on the tiny screens that puny humans make?

I just wanted some tasty recipes FFS! now I am addicted to MN

FWIW DH and I have been happily married for 75 000 years and had a millionty babies. There are no dinosaur benefits so we have managed all by ourselves. You have no idea!

He is going to be really angry when I go and tell him that apparently We don't exist. And that our relatives graves being disturbed is not at alllll in the name of science. Oh no, there are people burying bones so that they can then have a jolly digging them up.

Ridiculous! I am ROOOOAAAAARRRRing!

So, how would you feel if someone came along and just declared that you didn't exist?! AIBU?

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DandyHighwayman · 07/02/2015 09:55

Anyone else thinking of that Chewits advert where the American female character says "Come back, Chuck" as Chuck proffers a sweet to the Godzilla.

Just me then!

MrsTDino · 07/02/2015 09:55

Frusso how and why would I get my eyes tested?

Girl that is hilarious! Their "Boris" dino looks a lot like my uncle George.
I'm going to forward the link on to everyone here, they will love it!

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MrsTDino · 07/02/2015 09:58

Institute do you exist?

...Are you sure?

Dandy Godzilla is addicted to chewits. It's a very sad story, when he runs out the cravings get so bad, he disappears to get a new stash and we all worry immensely while he is gone.

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Frusso · 07/02/2015 09:58

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MrsTDino · 07/02/2015 10:00

Frusso I have no objection to testing that out Grin

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Girlwhowearsglasses · 07/02/2015 10:00

Thanks, I think you might find this book helps you come to terms with your non-existence

Edwina The Dinosaur Who Didn't Know She Was Extinct

HotSquashedBun · 07/02/2015 10:04

Was it your Dh T-rexing in Asda?

lemisscared · 07/02/2015 10:04

i don't think its what is in your trolley that people are staring at, its more the pose your DH pulls while he's in the queue! it can cause quite a storm

MrsTDino · 07/02/2015 10:04

Girl it's very kind of you to post that link but it would be very hard for me to turn the pages Sad do you know if I could get a much bigger copy printed?

I have to go. DD is awake. Thank you to all of you who believe in me! It means a lot, I know this is just a stranger writing on the Internet. But you've been very kind. Thanks Flowers

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Girlwhowearsglasses · 07/02/2015 10:07

I think if you can find a small human bit he might be persuaded to turn the pages for you - but only in exchange for chocolate chip cookies.

MrsTDino · 07/02/2015 10:20

[girl] chocolate chip cookies? Hmmmm

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MrsTDino · 07/02/2015 10:31

Roar sorry, didn't see your post before. I'm always happy to have play dates. As long as they aren't picky eaters.

Squash unlikely. There is no Asda here.

Lemis he can't help it, he is getting on a bit now but refuses to use his stick.

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YouTheCat · 07/02/2015 11:03

Not rtt but, as you are a dinosaur, I have to ask, how do you teach your many babies to tie their shoes? Grin

StrawberryTot · 07/02/2015 11:33

Have some Cake

GetSober · 07/02/2015 12:01

Oh come off it OP. This is such a blatant troll, it isn't even funny.

Can easily tell by your writing style, you're actually a moa. Just pretending to be a T Rex, right? Because T Rexes are all cool and scary? Yeah. Whatever. If you don't have self respect, you've got nothing, moa dude.

MrsTDino · 07/02/2015 12:40

cat that's easy. We don't wear shoes so it doesn't matter that they can't tie them up.

Strawberry thank you for that very funny video. Of course that never happens in real life.

Sober why don't you come a little closer and say that again

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Frusso · 07/02/2015 12:43

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DeliciousMonster · 07/02/2015 13:24

Oh come off it OP. This is such a blatant troll, it isn't even funny.

What. Like.

Nooooooo.

PoppySausage · 07/02/2015 13:32

Brilliant GrinGrin

HootyMcTooty · 07/02/2015 13:34

How do you type with those tiny arms? Do you have voice recognition software.

morningtoncrescent62 · 07/02/2015 13:40

I dunno, existential angst. This is such a first world thread.

HerRoyalNotness · 07/02/2015 13:43

Sober is actually joining in be calling her out as a moa. You know, that massive, flightless, extinct bird from nz

IneedAdinosaurNickname · 07/02/2015 13:45

Did you breastfeed your millionty babies that were born with teeth? Did they bite?
( from someone who fed human baby for 3 years and got asked that a lot)

HootyMcTooty · 07/02/2015 13:46

Grin at the idea of breastfeeding dinosaurs

Frusso · 07/02/2015 13:52

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