Dog poo in my front garden! What the f#*&!

[theforceawakens]

Just that really.

Removed the second mound of dog poo from my front garden this week. I don't have a dog. I can barely think straight due to the red must that has enveloped my head.

What the fucking fuck!

Reporting it on FixMyStreet made no difference when I did it. Someone bags the shit and leaves the bags on the pavement here. If I get around to it I go and spray them with yellow chalk paint so that people see them before they tread on them because then they leak.

I walk through a 1km tunnel on my to and from work. There are often enormous mounds of poo (I do mean enormous - so big that I am glad I have never had the bad luck to meet the dogs involved in such a confined space) which have to be removed by the tunnel staff once every week or so.
There is CCTV at the entrances to the tunnel and a few cameras inside and I can't believe the staff don't know who is letting their dogs do it. I think the people manning the entrances are not the people who have to clean it up. it has also crossed my mind that some of it might be human poo
Always in the middle of the path, so people with prams can't avoid the piles.
While I am on the subject, what kind of animal does a green slimy poo? We have had it a few times in our front garden but I have no idea what creature is responsible.

Cat turds are much bigger than you'd think OP. I have a vizsla which is a medium sized dog, but the cat that keeps crapping in my containers definitely outshits the dog sizewise.

Put up a fence if you can. 3 ft would do it - or plant bushes. I have 3 dogs and would not let them poop in someone else's garden. Fox poop is very dark to black - they eat a lot of berries and it turns the stools dark - but cats do poo everywhere with a complete lack of control apparently.
If you don't have a pet, how about one of these ultra high pitch scarers that might just be the difference between a dog pooing and going out of range to poop?